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noun

One who possesses the drunk quality of the man who finds himself in many regrettable sexual experiences.
The kwanj requires no babysitting at a party, because there are always good stories to tell the morning after with a kwanj in action.
You -- "What were you thinking last night?"
Kwanj -- "I don't really remember, but I think I was raped."
You -- "pfff yea, uhuh."
kwanj by fohgivemycough January 2, 2008
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the slightly off-colored cap of the penis. it is the most sensitive part of the dick and is attached to the top of the shaft.
a dog bit my kwanker.
i rubbed my kwanker on sandpaper.
kwanker by John Fitzboobs September 18, 2006
Related Words
kwanj • Kwanjai • kwanzaa • kanji • kwan • KwanZa • kwang • kwank • kanjoura • kwangya
A word used in nct u's 90s love MV and æspa's black mamba MV..NCTZENS AND MY are currently trying to figure out what it means after 4 hrs:)
Beyond the KWANGYA & You wander this KWANGYA
kwangya by Kwangya November 23, 2020

kwanranghae 

kwanranghae (관랑해) is a coined combination word used as a form of affection by south korean boy group, seventeen, member boo seungkwan! it is made up of part of his name, kwan (관) and (sa)ranghae (랑해). it is often used when expressing love to carats, seventeens’ fans.
seungkwan: thank you carats. kwanranghae! ♡
kwanranghae by booricano April 8, 2021
a queen but like different and more queen
olivia o'brien is a kwanga.
kwanga by kwanga123 April 13, 2017

Kwangyanese 

Kwangya is an alternative dimension that exists in SMCU. one is the real world, and the other one is Kwangya. “KWANGYA“, is home to the villain, also known as the “Black Mamba“. in aespa BLACK MAMBA M/V.

It means someone who lives in kwangya/speaks kwangyanese. E.G

“Naw ae love epp few love mee wern ae taki wakka mekezon Nart weeny beeney weeny beeney ganer gan Pam murr wassur doo wee gecha love mee wassur doo yee thang Dui giree wesso wella gella doo wee gella”

a virtual world that exists in AESPA or NCT.
"You wander this KWANGYA"
“BEYOND the KWANGYA”
“I am kwangyanese”

“ Wе gone KWANGYA, game in”
simply kwangyanese
Kwangyanese by stankei January 25, 2022

Kwan mindset 

"To become rich, you must first exploit the poor." The mantra of top osu! player Ryan Kwan, a.k.a. RyuK.
I was hardstuck for fucking ages, but once I adopted the Kwan mindset nothing could stop my improvement.
Kwan mindset by 727whenyouReadIt December 18, 2021
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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