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A artificially created holiday for blacks so they could feel good about themselves and not have to celebrate Christmas like the white man.
Fo' Kwanza, Tyrone gots some gold teef and a foty ounce beer.
by Mighty Whitey August 29, 2003
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That other holiday nobody really cares about, because:

1. They're too busy buying things for Christmas

or

2. They're too busy complaining about how Chanukah isn't appreciated enough
by yoyobling December 20, 2004
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A stupid black holiday that is supposed to have an "African" vibe to it. The only problem is that Kwanza was invented in california in the latter half of the 20th century.
Think of Christmas, but instead of Ham, there are baby back ribs.
by Derm November 24, 2003
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(1) the basic unit of money in Angola
(2) common misspelling of the "holiday", Kwanzaa
...and how much is that worth in kwanzas?
by P4|<1574N December 25, 2004
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Kwanza is the name of the main river of Angola, originating from one of Angola's many dialects. It has also become the name of the Angolan currency.
- How much does this fruit cost?
- Two...
- Two what? Two Kwanzas?
- No, two million Kwanzas!....
by flyingdutchman November 12, 2003
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