kutchner

The alternative name for Ashton Kutcher's last name typically used by the elderly and Chris Jericho.

"I really like that Ashton Kutchner fella. He's a nice boy."

by ThatGuyIsASavage May 24, 2017

kutchern

Crashing a helicopter. Especially in Rust or other video games.

Originated in the German Rust project "RUSTplatz" and refers to the Twitch streamer kutcherlol, who is known for crashing choppers.

"God damn, he will kutcher the chopper!!"

(German: "Verdammt, er wird den Heli kutchern!!")

by hannolo January 31, 2021

ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.

You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.

by Kurutsu February 8, 2004

ashton kutcher

when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"

When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.

by my name's demi moore June 27, 2006

ashton kutcher

the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile

if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson

by anonoymous726389 October 20, 2004

Kutcher

The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.

That guy's such a Kutcher, that woman is old enought to be his mother!

by Anne Hartigan February 12, 2009

Ashton Kutcher

Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.

Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!

by itwillbecomeannonymousforever June 15, 2013