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The right hand knight of Maou-sama. He is the most powerful knight of the pongpong arc, known for his great abilities in elemental mastery called the Knight of all Elements. Almost equal to the power of Maou-sama, they once ruled the whole PH Nation with powerful forces. Due to Eljakol, a knight of SNM, sucked 1/16 power of Maou-sama, they went out of control and unconsciously destroyed the nation in one swoop. Now, they're looking for eljakol and make their vengeance with full of knights and comrade.
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Krazy Kurtosh 

The act of ejaculating between your partners ass cheeks while she shits into a Kurtosh roll. After the tasty snack is ready you eat the warm meal.
The Mrs and I were hungry last night so we had a Krazy Kurtosh.
Krazy Kurtosh by BilliwBobSandwhich December 30, 2022
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kruto by Elizabeth Bennet April 8, 2007

kurtosis 

Big old booty. Term used by statistics geeks and hedge fund weenies. From the Greek word kurtos, meaning bulging, kurtosis is a measure of how "tight" a probability distribution of a random variable is around the mean. A positive kurtosis value indicates that many values fall far away from the mean, which are called "fat tails" when shown graphically.
Sir Mix-a-Lot would dig the slammin' kurtosis on that chick!

Do these pants make me look like I have excess kurtosis?
kurtosis by junk in da trunk January 15, 2008

Kurtofsky 

Kurtofsky is the wonderful pairing of Dave Karofsky (played by Max Adler) and Kurt Hummel (played by Chris Colfer) from Glee
Kurtofsky is my Glee OTP.
Kurtofsky by kit1126 December 17, 2010

kuroto dan 

A video game developer who has transcended pass life and became god. He prefers to go by Shin Kuroto Dan or Kuroto Dan Desu. Also takes on the form of Kamen Rider Genm and discovered the Bugster virus and created the Gashats. Will terminate any Gashat that was not approved by him. Son to Masamune and Sakurako Dan. Murderer of Kiriya Kujo and killed by the Bugster known as Parad but brought back to life by becoming a Bugster himself with 99 lives.
Kuroto Dan the man who became god has perished by a Bugster

Emu: Hey Kuroto-san

Kuroto: it’s Shin Dan Kuroto

Emu: Okay Shin Kuroto-san
kuroto dan by Razorgiraffe November 7, 2020

This is Kruto 

A phrase created by a popular Russian American Rapper, Meteorita Kostrelli, which means "This is Cool." Known for mixing both languages in her lyrics, This is Kruto became an ultimate international phrase which you can often see on shirts, hats, and bags. In 2012, the phrase became a brand that is often worn by international celebrities and athletes.
When you see a nice car/bag/or something cool you say THIS IS KRUTO!!!
This is Kruto by lord pr September 7, 2013