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The right hand knight of Maou-sama. He is the most powerful knight of the pongpong arc, known for his great abilities in elemental mastery called the Knight of all Elements. Almost equal to the power of Maou-sama, they once ruled the whole PH Nation with powerful forces. Due to Eljakol, a knight of SNM, sucked 1/16 power of Maou-sama, they went out of control and unconsciously destroyed the nation in one swoop. Now, they're looking for eljakol and make their vengeance with full of knights and comrade.
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Krazy Kurtosh 

The act of ejaculating between your partners ass cheeks while she shits into a Kurtosh roll. After the tasty snack is ready you eat the warm meal.
The Mrs and I were hungry last night so we had a Krazy Kurtosh.
Krazy Kurtosh by BilliwBobSandwhich December 30, 2022
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-I'm learning Russian!
-Kruto!
kruto by Elizabeth Bennet April 8, 2007

kurtosis 

Big old booty. Term used by statistics geeks and hedge fund weenies. From the Greek word kurtos, meaning bulging, kurtosis is a measure of how "tight" a probability distribution of a random variable is around the mean. A positive kurtosis value indicates that many values fall far away from the mean, which are called "fat tails" when shown graphically.
Sir Mix-a-Lot would dig the slammin' kurtosis on that chick!

Do these pants make me look like I have excess kurtosis?
kurtosis by junk in da trunk January 15, 2008

Kurtofsky 

Kurtofsky is the wonderful pairing of Dave Karofsky (played by Max Adler) and Kurt Hummel (played by Chris Colfer) from Glee
Kurtofsky is my Glee OTP.
Kurtofsky by kit1126 December 17, 2010

kuroto dan 

A video game developer who has transcended pass life and became god. He prefers to go by Shin Kuroto Dan or Kuroto Dan Desu. Also takes on the form of Kamen Rider Genm and discovered the Bugster virus and created the Gashats. Will terminate any Gashat that was not approved by him. Son to Masamune and Sakurako Dan. Murderer of Kiriya Kujo and killed by the Bugster known as Parad but brought back to life by becoming a Bugster himself with 99 lives.
Kuroto Dan the man who became god has perished by a Bugster

Emu: Hey Kuroto-san

Kuroto: it’s Shin Dan Kuroto

Emu: Okay Shin Kuroto-san
kuroto dan by Razorgiraffe November 7, 2020

This is Kruto 

A phrase created by a popular Russian American Rapper, Meteorita Kostrelli, which means "This is Cool." Known for mixing both languages in her lyrics, This is Kruto became an ultimate international phrase which you can often see on shirts, hats, and bags. In 2012, the phrase became a brand that is often worn by international celebrities and athletes.
When you see a nice car/bag/or something cool you say THIS IS KRUTO!!!
This is Kruto by lord pr September 7, 2013
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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