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kurton is a balkan person, specificly male who acts like a total ass around everyone and keeps being rude to people with no reason. he either acts like a complete imbecil because he has no b!tches or he gets annoyed with the fact that no girl like him and every guy hates him
person 1: He is a Kurton!
person 2: Totally, he acts like such a dummy! I hate him
kurton by neznamvishe March 21, 2022
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Krazy Kurtosh 

The act of ejaculating between your partners ass cheeks while she shits into a Kurtosh roll. After the tasty snack is ready you eat the warm meal.
The Mrs and I were hungry last night so we had a Krazy Kurtosh.
Krazy Kurtosh by BilliwBobSandwhich December 30, 2022
Related Words
this is the Japanese term for Black cat. however if it is written as Kuro No Neko it literally means Black's Cat
A kuroneko crossed my path today!
Kuroneko by Kuro_No_Neko January 4, 2015
A derogatory Japanese term used to describe those of African ancestry. This expression is the combination of two Japanese nouns, "Kuro" and "bou"-- the former being the proper term for the color black and the latter being an old-fashioned slang term roughly equivalent to "boy."

While "kuronbo" literally translates to "black boy," the common usage of the the applied expression and implied negative undertones could be loosely defined as the slang equivalent of "nigger."

Only the most worthless, shameless Naichi girl would ever date a KURONBO!
Kuronbo by Kuronbo Hanta June 11, 2006
Verb: The act of walking around without footwear, especially when outdoors or in public. Going barefoot.
It is painful to be kurting on a hot day.

"Did you lose your shoes?" "Nah, I'm just kurting it."
kurting by Jon Wittershins May 28, 2020

kurtosis 

Big old booty. Term used by statistics geeks and hedge fund weenies. From the Greek word kurtos, meaning bulging, kurtosis is a measure of how "tight" a probability distribution of a random variable is around the mean. A positive kurtosis value indicates that many values fall far away from the mean, which are called "fat tails" when shown graphically.
Sir Mix-a-Lot would dig the slammin' kurtosis on that chick!

Do these pants make me look like I have excess kurtosis?
kurtosis by junk in da trunk January 15, 2008

kuroneko-sama 

A black cat seen in every episode of Trigun. Has no importance to the storyline, except in two occasions.
I threw a wad of paper into the trashcan, and Kuroneko-sama popped out.
kuroneko-sama by Dj gs68 September 18, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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