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kurton

kurton is a balkan person, specificly male who acts like a total ass around everyone and keeps being rude to people with no reason. he either acts like a complete imbecil because he has no b!tches or he gets annoyed with the fact that no girl like him and every guy hates him
person 1: He is a Kurton!
person 2: Totally, he acts like such a dummy! I hate him
by neznamvishe March 21, 2022
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Krazy Kurtosh

The act of ejaculating between your partners ass cheeks while she shits into a Kurtosh roll. After the tasty snack is ready you eat the warm meal.
The Mrs and I were hungry last night so we had a Krazy Kurtosh.
by BilliwBobSandwhich December 30, 2022
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Kuroneko

this is the Japanese term for Black cat. however if it is written as Kuro No Neko it literally means Black's Cat
A kuroneko crossed my path today!
by Kuro_No_Neko January 4, 2015
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Kuronbo

A derogatory Japanese term used to describe those of African ancestry. This expression is the combination of two Japanese nouns, "Kuro" and "bou"-- the former being the proper term for the color black and the latter being an old-fashioned slang term roughly equivalent to "boy."

While "kuronbo" literally translates to "black boy," the common usage of the the applied expression and implied negative undertones could be loosely defined as the slang equivalent of "nigger."
Only the most worthless, shameless Naichi girl would ever date a KURONBO!
by Kuronbo Hanta June 11, 2006
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kurting

Verb: The act of walking around without footwear, especially when outdoors or in public. Going barefoot.
It is painful to be kurting on a hot day.

"Did you lose your shoes?" "Nah, I'm just kurting it."
by Jon Wittershins May 28, 2020
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kurtosis

Big old booty. Term used by statistics geeks and hedge fund weenies. From the Greek word kurtos, meaning bulging, kurtosis is a measure of how "tight" a probability distribution of a random variable is around the mean. A positive kurtosis value indicates that many values fall far away from the mean, which are called "fat tails" when shown graphically.
Sir Mix-a-Lot would dig the slammin' kurtosis on that chick!

Do these pants make me look like I have excess kurtosis?
by junk in da trunk January 15, 2008
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kuroneko-sama

A black cat seen in every episode of Trigun. Has no importance to the storyline, except in two occasions.
I threw a wad of paper into the trashcan, and Kuroneko-sama popped out.
by Dj gs68 September 18, 2003
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