Kurtin 

A PS4 owner who dates children

I bet he’s a Kurtin

Kurtin by Sainsburys dad November 18, 2019

kurtin 

to be kind of certain about something or someone

Person 1: Hey are you going to Sara's party?
Person 2: I'm kurtin I'll be there, but no promises.

kurtin by dougie3 July 3, 2007

Kurtin Splanner 

A straw in which is created by curling your tongue. It's usually used to projectile sour milk into a vulnerable female’s mouth. Any other substance can be used... e.g semen, saliva or even egg!

I went to the woods today and I got Kurtin Splannered!

Kurtin Splanner by Den Da Best March 25, 2010

Kurtin Splanner 

A straw in which is created by curling your tongue. It's usually used to projectile sour milk into a vulnerable female’s mouth. Any other substance can be used... e.g semen, saliva or even egg!

I went to the woods today and I got Kurtin Splannered!

Kurtin Splanner by Den Da Best March 25, 2010

Kurtism 

Kurtism is a religion worshiping god Kurapika Kurta. People of this religion say “AKAKU🛐” as a blessing to others.

“I just converted to kurtism, AKAKU🛐”

Kurtism by Fartass1400 October 27, 2020

kurtism 

Kurtism is a religion worshiping god Kurapika Kurta from hunterXhunter. The people of this religion often say “AKAKU🛐” to bless.

Gon: “I recently converted to Kurtism”
Killua: “What the fuxk-“

kurtism by Fartass1400 October 27, 2020

Kurtis Town

A lovely town ran by the mayor, Kurtis Conner. A generous man who gives his citizens an extra greeting after they subscribe.

"Bro did you see Kurtis Conner's new video"
"Yuh bro did you get that extra greeting"
"Dude bro I've been part of Kurtis Town since the first video"
high fives mid-air

Kurtis Town by papaslittlesnowflake June 14, 2019