kurtin

to be kind of certain about something or someone

Person 1: Hey are you going to Sara's party?
Person 2: I'm kurtin I'll be there, but no promises.

by dougie3 July 3, 2007

Kurtin

A PS4 owner who dates children

I bet he’s a Kurtin

by Sainsburys dad November 18, 2019

Kurtin Splanner

A straw in which is created by curling your tongue. It's usually used to projectile sour milk into a vulnerable female’s mouth. Any other substance can be used... e.g semen, saliva or even egg!

I went to the woods today and I got Kurtin Splannered!

by Den Da Best March 25, 2010

Kurtin Splanner

A straw in which is created by curling your tongue. It's usually used to projectile sour milk into a vulnerable female’s mouth. Any other substance can be used... e.g semen, saliva or even egg!

I went to the woods today and I got Kurtin Splannered!

by Den Da Best March 25, 2010