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The best soccer player in the world. He my best dude and he is trash at studies. He relies on me to get past in his grade, but does not stop for him to constantly ankle break me. He will always be there for you.
Yo! your being like a kunesu
Aaah. Damn. Just like Kunesu would.
kunesu by Kunesu January 12, 2018
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Kunekune 

KuneKune is a Japanese legend. The KuneKune appears on the countryside most commonly in fields but it happens that you can spot it standing in the ocean. It’s tall, white slender body wiggles in an inhuman way, almost like paper. People who tries to take a closer look on it will become crazy. Trying to wiggle it’s body like the KuneKune. If a person gets to close to the KuneKune it will kill the person. If you happen to spot a tall white figure on a field, just ignore it and walk away and the KuneKune will ignore you too.
This is how I first saw the KuneKune. I was visiting my grandparents at the countryside this week. But when me and my brother where sitting in our room my brother suddenly looked out the window and saw something. He grabbed his binocular to get a closer look but after only a few seconds he dropped it. I got curious so I tried looking out the window but I only managed to see a white tall figure standing on the field before my brother pulled me down on the floor. He was pale and shaking and had something mad in his eyes. He never became himself after that day. He started acting crazy and it didn’t take long before my parents had to send him to a mental hospital. He never got better.
Kunekune by Cinnamon kitty February 6, 2021
Related Words
1. " I kuneshed myself last night."
2. " Oh go kunesh yourself."
kunesh by TheKunesher January 16, 2014

kunegunda 

The sexiest female form imaginable
John “hey how was kunegunda last night”
Blake “omg she was amazing i came immediately”
kunegunda by S0M33_N3gR9 April 14, 2020

Kunsutsu 

A rwandan slang that means sex
Umwana namusabye kunsutsu aranga
Kunsutsu by Maniggandagaswi September 27, 2020

kunsucky 

someone who thinks they can skate but is actually quite terrible
the kid try to show off to all the girls with his skating... they all say "eww" and walk away. hes a kunsucky because he try to skate but sucks
kunsucky by somekidwhoROCKS August 3, 2007
A word you say after Jeezus as you slap your knees
"Jeezus Mah Knesus! You Keep doing stupid things and my knees are going to break from all this slapping"
Knesus by InternallyScreamin December 17, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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