kunesu

The best soccer player in the world. He my best dude and he is trash at studies. He relies on me to get past in his grade, but does not stop for him to constantly ankle break me. He will always be there for you.

Yo! your being like a kunesu
Aaah. Damn. Just like Kunesu would.

by Kunesu January 12, 2018

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Kunekune

KuneKune is a Japanese legend. The KuneKune appears on the countryside most commonly in fields but it happens that you can spot it standing in the ocean. It’s tall, white slender body wiggles in an inhuman way, almost like paper. People who tries to take a closer look on it will become crazy. Trying to wiggle it’s body like the KuneKune. If a person gets to close to the KuneKune it will kill the person. If you happen to spot a tall white figure on a field, just ignore it and walk away and the KuneKune will ignore you too.

This is how I first saw the KuneKune. I was visiting my grandparents at the countryside this week. But when me and my brother where sitting in our room my brother suddenly looked out the window and saw something. He grabbed his binocular to get a closer look but after only a few seconds he dropped it. I got curious so I tried looking out the window but I only managed to see a white tall figure standing on the field before my brother pulled me down on the floor. He was pale and shaking and had something mad in his eyes. He never became himself after that day. He started acting crazy and it didn’t take long before my parents had to send him to a mental hospital. He never got better.

by Cinnamon kitty February 6, 2021

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