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A Boi with an army cut that likes pizza more than egg. Ready to insult you with facts that maybe obscure but never fails to draw a laugh. Beware kundhes devious mind
*Jake- Man I just had a run-in with Kundhe. Damn that guy's smart
kundhe by Dkbose11 March 2, 2023
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Kindheit 

'Kindheit' is a German expression and stands for 'childhood'.
Most children spent part of their 'Kindheit' in 'kindergarten'.
Kindheit by Barbara Gauss October 27, 2005
Related Words
kundhe • kundle • Kundes • Kunsheked • Kunthea • kunthel • Kindheit • kundeel • kundel • Kunden
I see this everywhere and I am pretty sure it means a bundle of Ketamine but I DONT KNOW FOR SURE because there's no urban dictionary entry!!!
Blonde Cyborg: omg I jokingly told him I'd consider fucking him for a kundle but he gave it to me so I took it and ran the fuck out of there sfhjkhsjjdbjidv
Kundle by Sadman478 October 7, 2018

Kunsheked 

verb: to be fucked over in a deal of some sorts; often involving drugs, toyota vehicles, and brothers
I hope I dont get Kunsheked tonight.
Kunsheked by guy March 8, 2004
An emerging combination of narcotics in the country of Scotland that makes you enter a new dimension, it is packed together and snorted or for the more adventurous it can be smoked

The combination can vary but it usually consists of Cocaine, Ketamine, Ecstacy and Amphetamine

This produces a special type of high and is only experienced by the veterans of the drug game, some choose to add other substances depending on what there is there and then
rob: "awrite garry, bit bored of the green so you got any of that new kunde shite?"
garry: "aye rob nae worries I'll sort you oot, winna be cheap though ken"
rob: "cannae expect much else eh its a proper jail drug eh"
Kunde by gary_smith October 20, 2019

Keeshond-kunde/-science 

keeshond science (keeshondkunde in Dutch) is the science that studies the keeshond in its pursuit of sweetness
How is your keeshond-kunde/-science project going?
A potent mixture of coke, speed, ketamine, mandy, meth and heroin. Mainly consumed in scotland kunde is certainly not for the average persons consumption
Oi yi got any kunde gadjie?
Aye pal 14 g
Kunde by Bigbaws24 October 12, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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