guy's definitions

L.O.M.B.A.R.D.

Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead.
A person with no positive attributes except wealth.

Oh yes... Kingston-Smythe. Now he's LOMBARD material!

by Guy July 30, 2003

Neutered

No dick; Not able to make babies

my dog got neutered so he would stop humping things

by Guy April 18, 2004

Waukee

Another name for the City Milwaukee

I going to Waukee 2 se the Bucks play.

by Guy January 20, 2005

pare

A fruit, commonly mispelled by Jennas, especially the ones in Andrews

Jenna, you have a very small pare....

by Guy April 5, 2005

blue crush

When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.

Man look at Megan, it really is a blue crush.

by guy July 1, 2004

plz

1.What really cool/useful people type in Instant Messengers and forums because it's obviously too much trouble to type three extra letters. In fact, we should change all instances of the letters "ease" to "z" in the English language, since, apparently, they make the same sound.

1. plz! u r so wrong. ur a fag. (pronounced "PLZZZ! Ooh rrr so wrong. Err a fag." to everyone except for the very dumb and confused author and his/her moronic friends/fellow institute patients)

by guy November 23, 2003

Flaming popsicle

u freeze ur dick in juice and the girl sux it

dude she gave me a flaming popsicle

by guy June 1, 2004