guy's definitions

too bald

A response meaning a combination of the phrases "too bad" and "I don't care." Also used to express refusal.

Nerd: Would you like to go out on a date with me?
Hot Girl: Too bald!

by Guy April 19, 2003

splooge

1. (n.) sperm
2. (v.) to ejaculate

1. I see a splooge mark on the bed.
2. I splooged in her hair

by Guy January 20, 2005

skeet

a white boy named smear that goes to Orange High ; skeet smear

skeet smells like skeet

by guy November 30, 2004

kakapoopie

It means "PoopPoop". It was created by the master, Jeremias. The one who inherited this, is no other than the 1337 master Kakapoopie himself.

"Who'd you get owned by in Halo 2 yesterday?"

"Some 1337 master named Kakapoopie"

by Guy February 13, 2005

s4

2000-2002 An Automobile that is made by Audi. It is a 2.7 litre 90 degree V6 with 5 valves per cylinder. Standard with 2 "Twin" turbochargers, hence the name biturbo. 0-60 on a 6 speed transmission is under 6 seconds. The S4 is equipped with a "quattro" 4 wheel drive system. It is also easily modifiable, and has plenty of parts out on the market. BMW M3 owners.. you have been warned.

S4's are often seen on Freeways passing other automobiles at speeds above 120MPH.

by Guy March 7, 2005

ignostic

Someone who doesn't know or care whether or not there are any gods

invented by Rabbi Sherman T. Wine of the Society for Humanistic Judaism, obviously inspired by Huxley's term: agnostic

When asked wheather or not he believes in god he explained that he doesn't know or care. He is ignostic.

by guy July 7, 2004

rusty wagonwheel

The Anus

Goddamn!! Mom, will you close your asscheeks, I can see your rusty wagonwheel from here!

by guy October 16, 2003