guy's definitions

bollock

Something dogs can lick
A good telling off
Do bees have them?

"hey looks that doghs licking its own bollocks!!"
"You're gonna get the bollocking of your life you little bollock!"

by Guy March 29, 2005

WDFD

acronym for the sarcastic phrase "Whoop de fucking doo".

"I made an acronym and submitted it to a website"
"WDFD"

by guy December 29, 2004

blue crush

When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.

Man look at Megan, it really is a blue crush.

by guy July 1, 2004

decrepit

Beat down, old, wore out, used up, tore up from the floor up...

Damn yo, my wife is hella decrepit...

by Guy January 26, 2004

shester

A response that means "sure" in a passive way.

Chess Player: Do you want to play Chester?
Friend: Shester.

by Guy April 28, 2003

frot

actual, factual, real deal, no-girls-allowed, sex between men, rubbing penises together between two humping bodies or within a single hand

I wanna frot you like an animal.

by Guy April 24, 2004

Flaming popsicle

u freeze ur dick in juice and the girl sux it

dude she gave me a flaming popsicle

by guy June 1, 2004