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old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)
A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!
by Guy June 18, 2006
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Chunder

The Diarrhea smelling nastiness that is a container of food left in the fridge that is there for 2 months, that becomes so nasty, and fetid that you almost projectile vomit all over your self and your surroundings when you lift the lid and break the seal of the mold laden nastiness contained within.
Damn dude that chunder in the fridge made me puke up that pizza I just ate.
by Guy June 18, 2006
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welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.
"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"
by Guy January 27, 2007
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turkey club

During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time
Girl #1: Jamal gave me a turkey club last night. It was phenominal
Girl #2: dam i want one
by guy May 15, 2007
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veggie8sandwich

a hot rocker chick with her lebret pierced
veggie8sandwich rocks saytown
by guy October 14, 2003
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digital sinner

Man, the other day, I saw digital sinner buttfucking a hobo.
by guy October 16, 2003
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