guy's definitions

bollock

Something dogs can lick
A good telling off
Do bees have them?

"hey looks that doghs licking its own bollocks!!"
"You're gonna get the bollocking of your life you little bollock!"

by Guy March 29, 2005

passions_ambience

he who loves michelle

passions_ambience made michelle wiggle

by guy April 1, 2003

crusty

yuccky; repulsive; specifically, having unremoved dried secretions/excresences on oneself or scabbed-over pimples/sores. More generally, dirty, disgusting.

Eww, his handkerchiefs (shorts, sox, etc.) are as crusty as the 6-months old pudding in the fridge.

by guy May 10, 2003

orter

orter means a person who likes to shag a flock of horney sheep

Person1:hey u know Jhon
Person2: yeah, what
Person1: well he fucked a flock of horney sheep last night
Person2: see i told you he was a total orter

by Guy July 3, 2004

scattergun

A shotgun, typically two barrels side by side.

He was shot with a scattergun.

by Guy March 25, 2005

Cristina P

hot hispanic girl you know you can't compete with. BEAST

guy: hey whos that girl over there *ow* *ow*
girl: oh yeah thats Cristina P, everyone likes her, everyone likes her
guy: i wish i had her

by guy November 9, 2004

kaki

hebrew word for Shit

I have kaki
eima shah oachalet kaki
(Your Mother Eating Shit)

by guy September 24, 2003