Kunde

An emerging combination of narcotics in the country of Scotland that makes you enter a new dimension, it is packed together and snorted or for the more adventurous it can be smoked

The combination can vary but it usually consists of Cocaine, Ketamine, Ecstacy and Amphetamine

This produces a special type of high and is only experienced by the veterans of the drug game, some choose to add other substances depending on what there is there and then

rob: "awrite garry, bit bored of the green so you got any of that new kunde shite?"
garry: "aye rob nae worries I'll sort you oot, winna be cheap though ken"
rob: "cannae expect much else eh its a proper jail drug eh"

by gary_smith October 20, 2019

Kunde

A potent mixture of coke, speed, ketamine, mandy, meth and heroin. Mainly consumed in scotland kunde is certainly not for the average persons consumption

Oi yi got any kunde gadjie?
Aye pal 14 g

by Bigbaws24 October 12, 2019

Kunde

Is a white person who usually has black features such as a large penis and big lips. This person is exceptionally good at basketball and Halo. Will beat women if necessary! Makes the best popcorn in the world and a man of good humor and deep intellect. Is an AMAZING cuddler and usually makes the best type of boyfriend. Has a very distinct laugh and good memory when it comes to quoting movies. Has an extremely deep voice.

I got to lay in bed with a kunde last night.

"Thats Michael Jordan"
"no thats just kunde playing bball"

by Kunde1234 April 18, 2010

Keeshond-kunde/-science

keeshond science (keeshondkunde in Dutch) is the science that studies the keeshond in its pursuit of sweetness

How is your keeshond-kunde/-science project going?

by Tibo de keeshond December 5, 2021

The Kunde

A giant, infectious, four-limbed insect covered in skin.

Holy crap! Did you see The Kunde cross the stage?! One minute it was there and then POOF it was gone!

by Actaeon170 February 20, 2012

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

Mwanandeke Kindembo

Mwanandeke Kindembo, born November 11, 1996, Baraka, Democratic Republic of the Congo, is a Congolese author of self-help books. He's an engineer by profession, philosopher and social critic by necessity, and entrepreneur by choice.

Who's Mwanandeke Kindembo? Ans: Mwanandeke Kindembo is a well-built new age author & philosopher.

by Jasmine_N November 10, 2022