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Kumpf

When a man is entering a woman through the rectum and he ejaculates into her rear, and she later expels the liquid with gas propulsion.
DUDE, i was shit-mining katie this weekend, then when we were done, she kumpfed all over my face!
by bob the butt boxer March 28, 2008
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Kumpf Bomb

A bomb of skin flutes dropped on a large group of gays. It's a word that would not be generally used in an everyday language unless you have 2 brain cells.
by JUral45 May 1, 2019
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Kupfermann

A website made by a 12-year old dumb kid. Even dumber people send him the answers of homework so they have a collection of wrong answers.
Hey do you have your homework?
Look it up on Kupfermann
by Okimoki March 9, 2013
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Mein Kampf test

An awareness test for social justice bloggers. Before making a post:

1. Replace "straight" / "white" / "male" / "cishet", and the like with equivalent words for minorities targeted by the Nazis (Jews, Gypsies, blacks...).

2. Replace words such as "women", "trans", "lesbian", etc with Nazi-friendly terms (Aryans, Germans, master race...).

3. If the result sounds like Nazi propaganda or something that could be right out of Hitler's Mein Kampf, it it passes the Mein Kampf test.

Example:

Original: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when a women says she hates all men. Hating men isn't "sexism" it's common sense.'

Mein Kampf test: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when an Aryan says she hates all jews. Hating jews isn't "racism" it's common sense.'
If you find yourself passing the Mein Kampf test, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.
by Kelsey H. June 17, 2016
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Kumpel

A German word meaning

1. pal, mate, buddy etc. Plural: usually Kumpels.

2. A coal miner. Plural: usually Kumpel.
1. Ich treff mich heut Abend mit meinen Kumpels

2. Bei einem Erdrutsch wurden zehn Kumpel verschüttet.
by Aquifex August 28, 2010
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Mein Kampfing

The act of camping while playing Call of Duty World at War, since most of the game takes place in Nazi Germany
Jim: (Whilst Playing CoD WoW) "Yo dude I keep dying, where am I getting shot from"

Dave: "Aw dude Hans is Mein Kampfing up in the tower, what a fag"
by jsd1027 June 22, 2011
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Kumpaste

Verb; when a male ejaculates onto his partners tooth brush and has them brush their teeth with it to achieve pearly whites.
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with kumpaste!
by kumpaster February 20, 2011
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