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Kempf- the last name of empathetic people. This name is strong. We have passion in orchards, plants, saving the bees and connecting with all animals. We are hard workers and have passion and are empathy for all. We go way back and have helped many in need. We look out for one another and welcome anyone else in need into our family.
Kenzie : Those kempf's, they are too friendly!

Sandra: I know ! They helped me with rent ! I owe them huge....

Kenzie: You better ! That's so nice of them.
Kempf by Helen yooop September 9, 2019
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One sweet ass last name that is occupied by the coolest couple in the entire state of Arizona.
The Kempf's are the coolest couple in all of Arizona.

The Kempf's had the best Yart Sale in all of Tucson.
Kempf by Kempf August 24, 2008
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Kempf • Kempfer • Kempfered • kempfing • Kemp Fold • kemp • kemper • kempy • kempo • kempton

Mein Kampf test

An awareness test for social justice bloggers. Before making a post:

1. Replace "straight" / "white" / "male" / "cishet", and the like with equivalent words for minorities targeted by the Nazis (Jews, Gypsies, blacks...).

2. Replace words such as "women", "trans", "lesbian", etc with Nazi-friendly terms (Aryans, Germans, master race...).

3. If the result sounds like Nazi propaganda or something that could be right out of Hitler's Mein Kampf, it it passes the Mein Kampf test.

Example:

Original: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when a women says she hates all men. Hating men isn't "sexism" it's common sense.'

Mein Kampf test: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when an Aryan says she hates all jews. Hating jews isn't "racism" it's common sense.'
If you find yourself passing the Mein Kampf test, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.
Mein Kampf test by Kelsey H. June 17, 2016

kier kemp 

Kier is a member of the English band Fearless Vampire Killers. He does guitar and vocals.
Kier Kemp is a brilliant singer
kier kemp by I am the derp queen January 3, 2014

Mein Kampfing 

The act of camping while playing Call of Duty World at War, since most of the game takes place in Nazi Germany
Jim: (Whilst Playing CoD WoW) "Yo dude I keep dying, where am I getting shot from"

Dave: "Aw dude Hans is Mein Kampfing up in the tower, what a fag"
Mein Kampfing by jsd1027 June 22, 2011

Kemptville 

A drug ridden small town located just south of Ottawa. Pregnant 14 year old's hangout at the local skatepark and smoke weed from that one sketchy dude. Kemptville literally has 11 pizza places all smushed together within 1 Kilometer from each other. The local catholic high school girls like to spend their time buying condoms at shoppers drug mart located right next to their school. Literally every teenage boy has a 2003 Ram truck--they look like shit. There are millionaires living on the outskirts of the town, then you have the majority of the population living in shithole weed farms. If you go to the public Highschool, the bathrooms are filled with bums wearing a XXXL t-shirt and pajama pants. Parts of the school reeks of weed. You can pretty much get drugs on any corner. The hotspot of downtown kemptville in the back of the library, were people smoke cigs as a 111 year old grandma exits the building. This place is a shithole were you can find condom wrappers littered on every corner.
I heard a kemptville school girl announced her pregnancy in the vape hotbox at St.Mikes Catholic HighSchool.
Kemptville by That Kemptville Guy October 23, 2020

mein kampfy chair 

What Hitler meant to write as a sequel to his book Mein Kampf and it talks about his sofa. Unfortunately his editor did not like it.
Stop making Mein kampfy chair jokes guys I'm Führeious
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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