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A girl who willingly or unwillingly takes the schlong up her butt in an attempt to heal or cure her partner of whatever malady he manifests.

Initially from a mispronunciation and misunderstanding of the word, "curandera", which means a rural healer, or a sorceress or witch.

The word "culera" on the other hand is accepted Mexican slang for a female who enjoys backdoor pleasures.
Jay suddenly came down with a mysterious virus, so his wife Susan did the kulandera thing to ward off the evil spirits.

Or, "That girl Susan is such a kulandera that she'll let anyone pork her ass if it will make them feel better."
kulandera by Dave What A Guy November 6, 2006
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kulander 

he is a kulander
kulander by a_m_g August 2, 2018
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A black person on a bike wielding a shovel
did you that klander over there.

yeah he was scary!
klander by dikke jongen December 4, 2010

Kumandra 

The land before the 5 tribes ruined it in Raya and the Last Dragon
Person 1: hey whats Kumandra? Ive heard it all around Twitter

Person 2: its the land in Raya and the Last Dragon

Person 1: oh alright
Kumandra by Hades_Eros_376 July 29, 2021

kalandra 

- Kuh/LAND/ruh-- often criticized. Name spelled AND said wrong, every. single. day. Definitely a bitch with hardcore feelings for every human in sight. High-key suicidal, but loves it. Probably a little psychopathic, but it'll buff.
"Did you hear about Kalandra? She's got some serious issues."
kalandra by Kalandra. February 14, 2017

kladderadatsch 

Der Hammer fiel auf den Boden - das war ein Kladderadatsch
The hammer fall to the floor - it was a kladderadatsch
kladderadatsch by Horstissimo April 10, 2017
Klander, beschreibt eine undefinierbare Substanz von einer feuchten bis klebrigen Konsistenz, die vornehmlich in der Augen-, Nasenregion auffindbar ist.

Nicht zu verwechseln mit Knös, der etwas knusprigen Variante von Klander.
Oma du hast da ganz schön Klander im Auge!

Was ist das denn bitte für ein Klander hier?!
Klander by Ja1n August 7, 2020
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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