kristy kreme 

When you are having a blast at the club, only to realize some guy has wiped the sexual excretions of another girl onto your face.

"Omg. Is that girl crying?"

"Nah dude, that's vagina juice. She just got kristy kreme'd!"

kristy kreme by holy duck November 7, 2013

krispy kreme eyes

High as fuck and your eyes are glazed over like a krispy kreme donut.

Holy shit peters has got those krispy kreme eyes..lookin glossy as fuck.

krispy kreme eyes by pioneers89 December 4, 2009

Krispy Kreme 

NOUN - A donut, once eaten, makes the victim want more.

She always brings a stash of krispy kremes in the morning for breakfast.

Krispy Kreme by Enrique Perez November 16, 2003

Krispy Kreme 

the undisputed Donut of the Gods.

When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.

Krispy Kreme by themadjackal November 2, 2003

Krispy Kreme 

The act of making a girl squirt on your face by eating her out and then putting your face in the freezer until it freezes at which point you peal it off and eat it like a potato chip. Gurl you’ve just been krispy Kremed

That girls pussy tasted so good I just had to Krispy Kreme

Krispy Kreme by Luigi Malone February 9, 2018

Krispy Kreme 

Donuts so good, you'll suck a dick.

"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"

-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning

Krispy Kreme by A2P June 11, 2006

Krispy Kreme 

Without a doubt, the world's best rapper. One time, he was swallowed by an anaconda snake. He then told the snake, that, he the snake had indeed made a great big mistake. All he had to do was go like "This" and just like that he killed him with his fist. This proves that Krispy Kreme is indeed the best rapper.

Tom: "Hey, did you hear about this rapper named Krispy Kreme?"

Bill: "No"

Tom: "He has 400 cars, 400 scars with 400 guitars. He has 400 houses, with 400 mouses and 400 houses. Also, compared to him, Jay-Z is lazy."

Krispy Kreme by Krispykremefan4life August 8, 2012