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Actually one in a million that there is no definition of “Kristil” yet. She is so funny and adorable and hard working. Go Kristil!! Legit tho Kristil is funny as f. She is an unphased queen and Kristil LOVES candies but doesn’t get cavities… her eyebrows are also always on point!!
Person 1: Who’s that pretty girl?
Person 2: Oh that’s Kristil! She’s even hilarious too!!
kristil by Suphiyo November 24, 2021
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Kristina Kolosowsky

She is the best person in the world.
I love Kristina Kolosowsky.
Kristina Kolosowsky by Thump20151 September 29, 2020
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Kristine 

A beautiful and bubbly girl with an amazing humor. A Kristine’s smile and laugh is incredibly contagious and can make you happy when you see and hear it. Her hair is always flawless and so is her makeup. Her hair is brown and beautiful.

A Kristine’s behavior is always on top as well as her grades. Her English skills are really good. A woman named Kristine is unbelievably lovable and if you’re feeling down, she’ll be right there to help you because a Kristine wants you to be ok. She’s really sensitive so you have to be careful with her.

At the same time, a Kristine is NOT someone you want to mess with. She can be a bomb ass chick and hit you with the best and sassiest comebacks. Beware of fights with a Kristine.

If you have a Kristine in your life, keep her. A Kristine is the best you can have in your life.
Person 1: Have you seen Kristine?
Person 2: Oh you mean that beautiful brown haired girl?

I love you Kristine
Kristine by SwagyGenius1711 October 10, 2018

kristin mae 

Kristin Mae is a pretty girl... Although she has many failures in life she never gave up. She is a high-tempered which means she could easily get angry especially to her or his younger brother or sister. She's not that smart but tries to do her very best in everything. Kristin Mae is a friendly girl and always try to make her friends happy when she is with them.
Kristin Mae is a pretty girl but she cant handle her temper.
kristin mae by kikibunny November 22, 2014

Kristelle 

Kristelle, a very exotic being. Her name is derived from the Latin word kristelline which means Angel. Kristelle is kind, caring and very lovable. She is as sexy as they come with a booty that is out of this world. Upon seeing her magnificent, sexy figure you will become uncomfortable upon being in the proximity of a literal eye gasm. She May be innocent and kind on the outside but she is a true freak in the sheets, she will make your wildest fantasies come true. You are lucky to have found a kristelle, never let her go!
*sees Kristelle* When did I pass away and go to heaven?
Kristelle by JimBuffet June 27, 2018

Kristine 

Kristine is quite crazy around friends she is pretty nice until you get on her bad side.But very subtle during while working on something very important.She is very honest about her opinion she always rejects a guys because it depends on their personality and she is a bit clumsy but she is very cute and she is really smart she also enjoys any shade of blue and loves to be accompanied by any animal and her favorite is most likely to be a dog.
Person 1:Have you met this girl she’s such an amaizing person!
Person 2:Is her name Kristine?
Person 1:yes.. :v
Kristie is a very expressive person with people she trusts. She can be a hilarious person and can make you laugh even if you've had a mental breakdown. She loves making you laugh and is usually happy. If she's not, then you know it immediately. She can be very intimidating to people who don't know her, but once you do, you will love her always. She loves hearing compliments, even if she doesn't believe them and will hurt you if you hurt the ones you love. If someone she loves is hurt, she will find the cause and get rid of them for good. Or as well as she can. She loves Pootos.
Blond hair bitch: Kristie, what are you doing?
Kristie: Something. *To friend* It's a Pooto!!
Friend: MOOOM
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