krista-t

kRistA is sOooo ePiCcc, sHeS likE sOo epiC dOoOOd likE oH mY gOsHhh, i lOvee kRsitatafkckmf

hii keeee and ryannn * wink wink *

OMG I WISH I WAS krista-t !!!! , HOTHOTHOT

by krista17 October 27, 2019

the krista method

The act of not giving a fuck about anyone or anything

Want to post that hot ass cameo but you don't think people will like it? Fuck it! Use the Krista method

by Krista the potato :) January 13, 2017

The Aniko-Kristo theory

This theory is advancing the fact that a person’s breasts get bigger after eating a lot of food for lunch. However, it isn’t certified by any scientists, but I believe in myself and that’s all that matters.

-Wow Marina, your boobs are looking bigger than usual, what happened?

- Oh I just ate lunch, based on the Aniko-Kristo theory, that would explain why my boobs are looking a bit bloated right now.

by Aniko-chan >:) November 10, 2020

Krists Tivums

"Yo Mama" joke, dolbojob and furry fueled lil dwarf that get's pissed when something's not going his way. Loves fortnite and imaginary girlfriends.

Did you hear that Krists Tivums broke his desk and flipped it over when the teacher asked him about his handwriting?
Damn, yeah i did, he's crazy!

by 2Prufesinol January 22, 2022

las kristatas

spanish term for Alejandro's pretty balls

Alejandro played with las kristatas and Willy before going to bed.

by Jack Barakat October 21, 2008

Kripta Kronical K-Town

Only the best of the best in Kansas City, MO!

aye man... you got any of that KKK?
- Whats KKK?
Are you fuckin serious bro?! its that Kripta Kronical K-Town
-shoulda said so man, only the best

by God 6's and 7's December 20, 2010

Kristi "Canada" Noem: The Eternal Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kristi "Canada" Noem: The Eternal Juvenile Release

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025