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A planet with a single sun located inside a giant dust cloud on the utmost eastern edge of the galexy. because of the dust could there had never been anything to see in the sky, and night was totally blank. On the first trip into space in a spaceship built in someones backyard in almost exactly a year after discovering that there was such a thing as space, the masters of krikkit flew out of the dust cloud and saw the staggering jewels of the night in their infinite dust and their minds sang with fear. For a while they flew on motionless against the sweep of the Universe, turned around and said "it'll have to go".
The Krikkit attack on the galexy had been stunning. Thousands and thousands of huge krikkit warships had leaped suddenly out of hyperspace and simultaneously attacked thousands and thousands of major worlds, first seizing vital material supplies for building the next wave and then calmly zaspping those worlds out of existence.
It took the entire galexy approximatly two thousand years and two grillon guys, before Zipo Bebrok 5x10^8 suggested that the planet of krikkit was to be encased for perpetuity in an envelope of Slo-Time, inside which life would continue almost infinitely slowly, untill the rest of the udiverse came to its final end.
the people of Krikkit are, well, you know, the're just a bunch of really sweet guys, you know, who just happen to want to kill everybody. Hell, i feel the same way some mornings.
krikkit by berserker395 March 26, 2005
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Kricky Monster 

Little green and purple creatures, that run around and do crazy stuff. All they do is boom and drop acid all day, and the only way they can die is if they OD. They are Grown mostly in South America, and they dance all day long until they are full grown(they get about a foot tall). All they say is "KRICK" and nothing else unless you teach them.
HOLY SHIT... did you just see that Kricky Monster.
Kricky Monster by Nick Hamilton December 6, 2007
the night sky over the planet Krikkit is the least interesting sight in the entire universe.
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krikkit by annon. February 8, 2004