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Paying lip-service to an idea or ideology while secretly being opposed to it. Originally used of secret dissenters from Islam, it was applied by Czeslaw Milosz in his 1953 book The Captive Mind to those inwardly opposing Communist orthodoxy while appearing to comply with it dictates. See also shuck and jive.
In oppresive societies, many successful people practice ketman.
ketman by FourLegsGood January 30, 2021
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a bitch who like to suck big fat balls
to be a kreman is to be loyal to even those who deserve it not.
kreman by sachappell.23@phasd.us October 16, 2017

Kretzman Quad 

1)a location on Huntington Avenue at Northeastern University in Boston
2)being penetrated by four penises at one time (not hole specific)
I'm so sore. I got Kretzman Quadded last night.
Kretzman Quad by Gstiffs October 29, 2005
A bitch who is a slut and whore who thinks she is cool. And she has a really ugly face with a mole.
wants to be victoria secret model. Kreitman normally has he first name Maya.
kreitman by shitfaedonkey February 1, 2014
1. A German family who gives caterpillars to each other every night. From the word "kreit", in German it means caterpillar, stating that their ancestors performed the famous caterpillar on each other as well

2. A crazy person who likes pegging/making strange facial expressions

3. Kreit, also coming from the word ketchup-a person who loves ketchup.
Dude, did you see bobby last night when he was drunk? Man he was like a kreitman you should've seen it!

dave: Hey man, pass the ketchup

bill: Dude, what the fuck you have plenty! Who do you think you are, a kreitman?
kreitman by elijay donnor July 22, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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