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Kreet - half way between cool & great!
The yams are Kreet, man!
kreet by Spencer & Yuki June 7, 2020
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Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.
The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.

Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
kreets by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017
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keethanan 

Keethanan is beautiful, inside and out. Knows how to light up a room. Sometimes sassy but alwayz classy!!!!!!!!!!
Nathalie: Hey babe, found anyone on tinder?
Emily: no, but Keethanan is a HUNK
Yolanda: Fuck off he's mine
keethanan by KeethananNo.1fan February 22, 2017
Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.
she just keeted my whole shit.
Keeted by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021

Kreepy Kenny 

noun- awkwardly awkard; one who always knows the wrong thing to say; the type of person you hide your children from, and also your dog, and cat; socially awkward; so creepy that the C wasnt enough.
If you were a Kreepy Kenny, on your day off, you would fish alone, and golf alone, then later eat dinner by yourself at your local McDonald's using coupons. For a nightcap you would eat a box of expired candy while falling asleep on your favorite chair.
Kreepy Kenny by Your buddy Ty October 23, 2012

Doing A Keetan 

Doing something only a person like Bin Laden, Hitler, Scooby-Doo and Joker would do in a situation where no context was given or indeed necessary for the situation.
Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.
Doing A Keetan by MamoMaMia April 3, 2022

keetered 

BOTH drunk and stoned.
"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."
keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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