kreetin

any action in any point in time that if represented by this word will induce laughter amongst certain stoner groups.

C: Fuck dude you dropped my donut
Weck: Sorry dude
C: fuckin kreetin hard

Weck: Hit me baby one more time!
C:...kreetin hard

C:Yo I only take giganto's
Weck: Kreetin hard

by andrewkreet January 20, 2008

Cretin/kretin

A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word

Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "

by Hippo light catcher June 14, 2017

krestine

A beautiful women that may not be that tall she is soooo nice and sweet and when she has kids She would do anything for her kids and will have an amazing family not a beer drinker a little bit in the summer but that’s it any man would want her but she would wait to find the one who she will be with for the rest of her life

I mean anything she was my mom and we had a house fire she yelled to my brother to get down on the ground if you know a krestine you need to keep her as a friend family or even you girlfriend

by Joe hotel May 9, 2018

kreiting

The act of being online on any sort of instant messenger (aim, gchat, facebook chat, etc) during the Jewish Shabbat and not responding to messages.

Jonny: Hey Avi
Jonny: Hellllllllo
*After sundown*
Avi: Hey, I'm back
Jonny: Oh yeah, I forgot it was Shabbat and you were just kreiting.

by *xpac taunt* May 5, 2011

Kretin

Idiot, retard. (russian slang)

Nu ti takoi kretin, wowa!...

by VAKI5 September 24, 2005

kretin

A person who thinks they are smart when in actual fact they aren't

George Bush is a kretin

by Daxel February 4, 2005

krentin

A man of outstanding talent and stamina, has a huge penis and the chicks know it.

Friend 1: That guy is such a ladies man.
Friend 2: He is such a krentin

by Elevendran April 4, 2019