krebes

To demean and belittle in a soothing and pleasant fashion.

I thought my boss was about to give me a raise the way he was talking so nice to me, but then he turned and krebesed me and gave me the axe!.

by Birbo January 27, 2005

Krebbs

A highly contagious disease caught through visual contact. It is highly likely to catch once first laying eyes upon Ally. Similar to crabs but a disease of the heart. Once you see Ally you will instantly fall in love. Your heart belongs to her.

Guy 1: "Who is that girl? She is absolutely stunning!"
Guy 2: "Don't stare! You'll catch Krebbs!"
Guy 1: "She has such a beautiful smile..."
Guy 2: "It's too late. You caught it."
Guy 3: "Don't we all?"

by Vinsizzle McFizzle November 11, 2014

TLP:KREBS

When you decide that Traffic Light Protocol (TLP) levels are whatever you want them to be.

Pssshhh. It’s TLP:GREEN but I’ll just make it TLP:KREBS and share it with everybody.

by DeathByChumley October 29, 2020

Hans Krebs

A person who is obsessed with fish and loves pointing at maps, telling Dolfy where Berlin is.

Scenario 1:
Hans Krebs: It's time for us to look at a picture of a fish. Fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish.
Dolfy: Enough of your fishy madness.
(Krebs laughs)

Scenario 2:
(Shows picture of modern Berlin)
Krebs: This is Berlin.
Dolfy: No it isn't, you absurd fishman.

by The Real Driller May 16, 2022

Kreesten

Someone who is incredibly wonderful, stands out from the crowd in a bar of people.

Damn, that girl is kreesten.

by K-lover January 16, 2009

Krebs

German for cancer, American for one badass motherfucker

This guy is krebs yo!

by Zac Krebs March 29, 2003

Dirty Krebs

When hugging a girl you get an awkward erection in your gym shorts and waddle away to the bathroom hoping no one noticed.

Zach: Where is he going?
Bob: He has to adjust his boner in the bathroom.
Zach: Did he get a Dirty Krebs?
Bob: Yea, it happens every time.

by ihateacademyofthecanyons May 22, 2013