A level of drunkenness after 8 everclear shots in which urination takes place in the shower with an abundance of open stalls and cellular devices replace alcohol in the fridge. This level of drunkenness usually involves lack of memory, MIC's, and a great story to tell everybody.
Kobey is the most amazing human on this earth and deserves the universe. You should never take him for granted because there is only one Kobey, and if you lose your Kobey you will never find another amazing Kobey like him. He is unique and special and cares for everyone. another reason you shouldn't lose him is because when you go to look for him in the Lost-and-found bin he prolly not gon be there so treat your kobey right or he will run away and he wont be in the bin when you go there to look for him.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).