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Kuzey
Verb
1) to receiver a speeding ticket on a bicycle.
2) to make out with a girl just because you can.
Noun
3) a collection of bad ideas
1) to receiver a speeding ticket on a bicycle.
2) to make out with a girl just because you can.
Noun
3) a collection of bad ideas
1) "I heard he Kuzeyed" "really?" "Ya they fined him $50"
2) "he was Kuzeying that girl behind the school"
3) "Our plan failed" "Why?" "It was a Kuzey"
2) "he was Kuzeying that girl behind the school"
3) "Our plan failed" "Why?" "It was a Kuzey"
Kuzey by some sane person November 12, 2009
Kuzey
Kuzey by spiranthes June 26, 2023
Kuzey
A guy with a really big dick (probably) that knows how to use it (hopefully). He pulls many bitches and has a thing for goth bitches and blondes (for some reason). He often forgets the right girl and goes for older girls (illegal) that’ll break his heart.
girl 1: oh my god did you see that extremely hot and sexy guy that gave me a lady boner
girl 2: he must be named kuzey
girl 1: I wanna fuck him so bad
girl 2: good luck that crazy girl he’s talking to will kill you if she finds out
girl 2: he must be named kuzey
girl 1: I wanna fuck him so bad
girl 2: good luck that crazy girl he’s talking to will kill you if she finds out
Kuzey by kuzeyssluttybitch November 21, 2023
Kuze
"Oi cunt, square up would'ja?"
"God dammit, how many times do I have to teach you the same lesson? Quite being such a Kuze!"
"God dammit, how many times do I have to teach you the same lesson? Quite being such a Kuze!"
Kuze by Nuts N. Bolts November 6, 2020
Kuze
Kuze by YogeshMeena December 30, 2021
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