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Kobey is the most amazing human on this earth and deserves the universe. You should never take him for granted because there is only one Kobey, and if you lose your Kobey you will never find another amazing Kobey like him. He is unique and special and cares for everyone. another reason you shouldn't lose him is because when you go to look for him in the Lost-and-found bin he prolly not gon be there so treat your kobey right or he will run away and he wont be in the bin when you go there to look for him.
Kobey is a beautiful human
Kobey by JimmySusan May 18, 2018
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damn, look at Kobey, he fine as hell.
Kobey by JimmySusan June 8, 2018
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Kobey is a pejorative term for a white man perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal
Kobey always thinking about himself and never others and he was always demanding.
Kobey by Hail97 December 19, 2022

Kobey Howse

Kobey Howse is an absolute sexy beast, and gets all the chicks in the world.
Kobey Howse: Hey baby come to my house

Hot chick: ooouuuuuahhhhhhhhhhh
Kobey axe is the best basketball player to ever exist. Literally no one on planet earth can guard him. He averages 100 points per game😱😱 bag is extremely deep🥶
Kobey axe by The goat🥶🥶🥵 November 21, 2023
A talented and handsome singer/rapper that is the leader of the Broke Gang and Is not afraid to flex random stuff on the broke underlings
Kobel/Johnny: "I got this... Eevee figurine. Um- and these star stickers- oH wait"
Fans: "GUYS HE'S FLEXING THAT EXPENSIVE SHIt oN US"
Kobel/Johnny: "alright guys get ready for a ult flex. I got airpo-"
Fans: "STOP FLEXING UR EXPENSIVE STUFF AT US AND SHOW US YOUR FOREHEAD NOBODY CARES ABOUT UR AIRPODS"
Kobel by @uwu.kobel January 27, 2019

Kobe Bryant 

One of the 3 greatest basketball players to ever lace me up. We all yelled Kobe when shooting fade-away jumpers. He made us motivated and us hoopers inspired to jack up jumpers from 50! We will never forget you RIP KOBE JELLY BEAN BRYANT
Kobe Bryant

Guy 1: Yo you heard about Kobe?

Guy 2: Yeah that man would give you 81 on any day!!
Kobe Bryant by JayBoss18 January 26, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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