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kowtow
To bow deeply with one's head touching the ground. This act of respect is mostly done out of fear, the fear of death or torture. If the situation is tense, it is best to kowtow, and try to gain the smile of the Queen.
Please kowtow to the Leprechaun Queen, or she will promtly send you to the cookie dungeon and kill you. Have fun!
kowtow by Queen Bloristuter May 4, 2008
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kowtow
To bow deeply with one's head touching the ground. This act of respect is mostly done out of fear, the fear of death or torture. If the situation is tense, it is best to kowtow, and try to gain the smile of the Queen.
Please kowtow to the Leprechaun Queen, or she will promtly send you to the cookie dungeon and kill you. Have fun!
kowtow by Queen Bloristuter July 27, 2008
Daga Kotowaru
Literally a Jojo reference for everything in the world. Famous quote by Rohan.
だが断る (Japanese)
But I refuse (English)
だが断る (Japanese)
But I refuse (English)
Anime Villain: "HAHA YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME IN THIS FORM. I AM GOD. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
Anime Villain: *does a op attack that destroys the entire continent*
Anime Villain: "HAHA I'M THE RULER OF THE WORLD NOW!!"
Main Character: "DAGA KOTOWARU*
Anime Villain: "NANI?!"
Anime Villain: *does a op attack that destroys the entire continent*
Anime Villain: "HAHA I'M THE RULER OF THE WORLD NOW!!"
Main Character: "DAGA KOTOWARU*
Anime Villain: "NANI?!"
Daga Kotowaru by wholesome_retard May 2, 2020
Kowton
*inhaling large quantities of combusted cannabis in the corner at a FWD>> night*
Man #1: Ow me lung!
Man #2: Don't Kowton yourself, mate.
Man #1: Ow me lung!
Man #2: Don't Kowton yourself, mate.
Kowton by OfficialBenUFO May 21, 2016
Kowton
Kowton was a ledgendary Drum & Bass MC from way back in the day from Grasmere in the Lake District, man was spitting bars to the new DJ Hazard tunes every week, man was smoking me out, man was in the back of the car in the quarry ALWAYS! Where is Kowton now? He was top of the game in Grasmere. He almost had it all! I wouldn't be suprised if man collapsed a lung the way he was smoking. He smoked us out so many times in those early jump up quarry raves! Kowton is simply urban legend to the kids these days but the old school know the score, we will always remember Kowton.
Father: Ahhhh... my son here have a listen to this old Kowton tape pack I found...
*Father inserts tape and presses the play button*
Son: What is this rubbish?
Father: This is Kowton, a legend of the Grasmere Old School quarry raves.
Son: Who? What? It's too fast please! Just turn it off! Please let me listen to Mall Grab p-please!!
*Father cranks up the volume a few notches*
Son: Please Father!! I just want to listen to the new Lobster Theremin!!
*Father cranks up the volume dial to the max*
Father: One day you will look back on this and thank me... NOW SHUT YOUR TRAP AND LISTEN TO KOWTON!
*Father inserts tape and presses the play button*
Son: What is this rubbish?
Father: This is Kowton, a legend of the Grasmere Old School quarry raves.
Son: Who? What? It's too fast please! Just turn it off! Please let me listen to Mall Grab p-please!!
*Father cranks up the volume a few notches*
Son: Please Father!! I just want to listen to the new Lobster Theremin!!
*Father cranks up the volume dial to the max*
Father: One day you will look back on this and thank me... NOW SHUT YOUR TRAP AND LISTEN TO KOWTON!
Kowton by GrasmereNproud1988 May 30, 2016
kow-tow(s)
To give in to, to submit to even though you are right and they are wrong. Not standing up for your rights.
Next time that bully threatens to whip your ass if you don't give him your lunch money, don't kow-tow(s) to him. Make him fight you for it.
kow-tow(s) by Tenderheart7x77 July 29, 2009
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