Kowton

When you smoke so much weed that your lung collapses.

*inhaling large quantities of combusted cannabis in the corner at a FWD>> night*
Man #1: Ow me lung!
Man #2: Don't Kowton yourself, mate.

by OfficialBenUFO May 21, 2016

Kowton

Kowton was a ledgendary Drum & Bass MC from way back in the day from Grasmere in the Lake District, man was spitting bars to the new DJ Hazard tunes every week, man was smoking me out, man was in the back of the car in the quarry ALWAYS! Where is Kowton now? He was top of the game in Grasmere. He almost had it all! I wouldn't be suprised if man collapsed a lung the way he was smoking. He smoked us out so many times in those early jump up quarry raves! Kowton is simply urban legend to the kids these days but the old school know the score, we will always remember Kowton.

Father: Ahhhh... my son here have a listen to this old Kowton tape pack I found...
*Father inserts tape and presses the play button*
Son: What is this rubbish?
Father: This is Kowton, a legend of the Grasmere Old School quarry raves.
Son: Who? What? It's too fast please! Just turn it off! Please let me listen to Mall Grab p-please!!
*Father cranks up the volume a few notches*
Son: Please Father!! I just want to listen to the new Lobster Theremin!!
*Father cranks up the volume dial to the max*
Father: One day you will look back on this and thank me... NOW SHUT YOUR TRAP AND LISTEN TO KOWTON!

by GrasmereNproud1988 May 30, 2016

kowtow

From the Chinese. To grovel, or pay obeisance to.

If you don't kowtow to the boss, you'll be out of a job.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

Kowson

The best singer. He's from Poland. He sings ,, Bą włajaż''. He's handsome.

Did you hear the last song of Kowson? It's called Bą włajaż.

by Elo, Aloha, Nice November 8, 2018

Kolton

The brightest most awesome person everyone wants to be. He is not only blessed in every way, luck always follows him everywhere. He is a hard worker and anything he touches turns into gold. He is very fortunate and lives his life to the fullest.

It is boring without Kolton here.

by Thetruthhasspoken March 9, 2017

Kolton

A great and sexy boy friend, who loves his girl friend unconditionally. Likes being in a long term relationship. He doesnt like anything better then being with his girl friend. Has the swagger of a champion. Funny is his middle name. He is hardcore and parties hard. Very romantic.

Girl 1: "I miss having a Kolton"

Girl 2: "Well Kolton gave you many chances"

Girl 1: "I'll get my Kolton back"

by MisFit0007 June 5, 2009

Kolton

Kolton is special, he makes Everything better. He’s not to much of a charming one, he usually picks people that shouldn’t be picked Over the ones that actually were helping them and being there for them. He is handsome, smart, funny, and caring. He doesn’t always make girls or even boy feel good about themselves, especially by ignoring them or not enjoying their presents. He’s is athletic but smart and focuses on everything he does.

Kolton is amazing

by Jkbingukngugf May 20, 2019