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Hero of Kvatch
An ugly person who is generally unaware of their ugliness. May later turn out to be an important figure in society regardless of this. The name is taken from the hero of the first-person role playing game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which is notorious for its (hilariously) faulty character creation screen and derpy-looking character models.
Guy 1: Rate me 1-10. Girls say I'm creepy, and I'm a virgin because of that...
Guy 2: You look like what happens when you click Randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen
Guy 3: It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honor!
Guy 2: You look like what happens when you click Randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen
Guy 3: It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honor!
Hero of Kvatch by Xeretsym December 16, 2014
kovach'd
To be passed over for lunch by your boss. This typically happens in when you and your boss are leaving for lunch at the same time - and you are told you are not allowed to eat with him and to get back to work.
Chris and I left at the same time for lunch today. I asked him where we were eating, and he told me to go back inside and fix his computer. I got kovach'd
Michael Kovach
Michael Kovach by 110111011010101 December 14, 2021
kovalchuk
The greatest hockey player in the world. Currently plays on the Atlanta Thrashers. He uses jets (when he skates really fast), dangles (when he dekes through everyone), and a huge shot.
Stupid Kovalchuk Money
A word used to describe someone who is grossly overpaid for what they do, or simply a large sum of money.
This word will replace the term "Stupid DiPietro Money".
This word will replace the term "Stupid DiPietro Money".
Did you hear about Bill's raise? The guy does absolutely nothing and still makes Stupid Kovalchuk Money
Stupid Kovalchuk Money by MrAGK47 July 22, 2010