Koteke
Dude:Hey, wanna see me where my koteke?
Girl: OKAY!
*man removes pants*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAGH! Oooooh curly!
Girl: OKAY!
*man removes pants*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAGH! Oooooh curly!
Koteke by Sam Hartlaz February 18, 2009
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Koekerasie
Koekerasie by Slurpy25 September 5, 2020
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koneke
An object with a great laughter, an amusing humor, and a shrewd face. Tends to be exceedingly operative, intellectual and of a loveable character.
Vernon Koekemoer
Vernon Koekemoer is one of the newest internet viral celebrities and also an international tough guy.
He is the new Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff combined into one awesome entity.
His first appearance was at the H20 party in Boksburg, Johanesburg, South Africa wearing the ultimate clothing to show off his body.
Someone seeing how epic he was, photographed him and placed the photo on the internet and as we all know, its all viral from there.
He is the new Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff combined into one awesome entity.
His first appearance was at the H20 party in Boksburg, Johanesburg, South Africa wearing the ultimate clothing to show off his body.
Someone seeing how epic he was, photographed him and placed the photo on the internet and as we all know, its all viral from there.
Vernon Koekemoer' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Vernon Koekemoer.
Vernon Koekemoer by Sogoro January 10, 2009
koteka
koteka is a traditional mens underwear from papua, it is some kind of penis sheath. koteka is made from some kind of fruit of a plant called lagenaria sicceraria. the fruit is hollowed, and dried. the smaller koteka is used for working and the longer one is for ceremonial event. the fruit is tied to a stone to strecth it out so that they can grow very long.
nice koteka!!!!!
koekerd
yes you are a koekerd!
koteles
Person that hangs out the cemetery often. This person has very morbid sense of humor and the "best" combacks.
You can usually find a Koteles overdosing on advil and eating tide-pods.
You can usually find a Koteles overdosing on advil and eating tide-pods.
koteles by tdudludludfc.if;.iyv May 16, 2018
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