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kontkever 

A bug who crawls in your butt and lives in there for several years until you get fucked in the butt and he gets hit by the foreskin. When he gets hit by the foreskin he grabs it and waits until the owner of the foreskin pulls it out. The bug is now free and can live his life in freedom.
Yo dude, yesterday I was buttfucking my best friend, no homo tho, and all of the sudden there was a bug holding on to my foreskin. In Dutch they call it a kontkever.
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Kerry Kontroversy 

A term used by Catholics to describe the fact that John Kerry claims to be Catholic yet supports abortion.
God, I'm sick of all this Kerry Kontroversy.
Kerry Kontroversy by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005
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kontroversy 

The controversy surrounding John Kerry claiming to be Catholic yet supporting abortion and gay marriage.
God, I'm sick of all this kontroversy about John Kerry.
kontroversy by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005