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It sounds like the pants but it is spelled different. People with the name of Kattke tend to be British. They also have direct blood relations to the Queen of Netherlands. They also tend to be VERY dyslexic. But if you where born in a Kattke family you are most likely gay and have many stds. Also Kattkes tend to be the hottest people in the world and get all the bois. Slust.
Girl: She is such a Kattke. I mean she cant even read
Boy: yeah but shes so hot
Kattke by yourmomcouldnever June 26, 2022
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Katken means that a person doesn't care about her/his fan base.
Disney Star Wars employee: I hate those Star Wars Originals fans.

Me: Don't be a Katken.
Katken by Sakurakage May 12, 2020
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kattenskruid 

A Kattenskruid is a person who wants to bite your hand 😨
"I want to bite your hand"
"OMG you're such a kattenskruid
kattenskruid by Waff505 December 4, 2022

kattered 

to be completely wasted, to the point where you can't stand up or talk properly. you may also find yourself hanging onto random people for support, and/ or even pulling them down to the ground unintentionally.
Did you see David last night at that party? He drank like a whole bottle of orange vodka and was totally Kattered.

Hey guys, let's get totally kattered tonight!
kattered by paquier100 August 14, 2010
A person whom instantly shuts down any party or the attempt thereof. A true Katten may also strictly oppose, prevent, or shut down any other fun activity.
Bjarne: Are you up for a party tonight?
Espen Reidar: Sure, as long as Katten doesn't show up and ruin the party.

Bjarne: This party is the greatest.
Espen Reidar: Wtf, Katten just arrived and killed our party.
Katten by Notakatten August 31, 2016
Charming. Funny. Can have a bitchy side. Sweet. Thoughtful. Quiet on the outside. Party person on the inside.
Person 1: That girl is really, really quiet.
Person 2: Oh bet her name is Kattie.
Kattie by sassy9393 January 12, 2012
A girl, attractive, provocative, and smart, in a real world kind of way. Usually from a small town, from states such as Kansas. Also someone with high energy, low tolerance for alcohol, and a sister that makes life very difficult
Hey shes a kattie, but I love her anyway.
kattie by dictionarioman October 18, 2008