Ker-stich - By far the best last name known to man. Although difficult to pronounce and constantly ignored, those who achieve the ability to correctly enunciate it are catapulted into greatness, succeeded only by the carrier of such name. Adding letters will only create more chaos. Soon to be appearing on a local billboard or wanted poster.
Total redneck, talks about trucks all the time but probably doesnt even drive one
Likes to listen to country music and wear his wranglers and cowboy boots.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.