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Konichiwow 

When you see a cute Japanese person and you just can't stick with the basic "konnichiwa" so you say konichiwow instead.
Guy: *sees cute Japanese girl* Konichiwow girl!
Konichiwow by Azurite18 March 8, 2021

konnichiwa

The correct way to spell konichiwa; meaning "Hello" and/or "Good Afternoon".
1.Konnichiwa, Mr.Smith!

2.Konnichiwa, How are you doing today?
konnichiwa by TigerZahn March 14, 2005
Correctly spelled "Konnichiwa", it is japanese for "Good Afternoon"
Konnichiwa Tanakachan. Hirugohan wa nani o tabemashita ka?
konichiwa by Michael February 21, 2005

konichiwa, bitchez! 

Offensive style to say "Good Afternoon". Mentioned by the GZA in Dave Chappelle's show.

Mixture of Japanese with Ghetto Slang.
Chinese Guy: The chinese delegation chooses the RZA, the GZA, Ol'Dirty Bastard... the Wu-Tang Clan.

GZA: Konichiwa, Bitchez!
konichiwa, bitchez! by Wilson Wicked February 11, 2006

konichiwa, bitches! 

1) Wu-tang style greeting
2) The universally offensive way to say hello in Japan! (Everyone knows what that means!)
"Konichiwa, bitches" replied the RZA as he approached the podium.
konichiwa, bitches! by Bogmon August 5, 2005

Konnichiwanker 

Someone who only started liking grime after Skepta's big 2016 album 'Konnichiwa'
"This is the whitest grime gig I've ever been to - full of konnichiwankers"
Konnichiwanker by Taptaptapping December 14, 2016