A rare parrot (similar to a cockatoo) that gives accurate advice on who to sign to record labels. Only the richest rap moguls can afford them.

As the rap mogul gets richer (from the kookaroo's advice...of course), it would be wise for them to invest in more kookaroos. The record of most kookaroos owned is currently 21.

All I need to do is own a kookaroo and I'd be set for life. Too bad it would take me lifetime to afford one!

kookaroo by miniroy June 13, 2011

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kookaloo

That feeling you get when you roll on the throttle of your motorcycle and you have to hold on for dear life!

FJ1200, most late model big bore sport bikes. Kookaloo!

kookaloo by deathblosom April 27, 2006

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Kookaboo

A small, young, or otherwise innocent seeming individual who has suffered a severe mental break.

Cop 1: what’s the situation?

Cop 2: we got a kookaboo who’s locked himself inside. He’s afraid to come outside but he’s armed.

Kookaboo by Sarah.no.H August 4, 2018

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kookadoodles

kookadoodles is a very sexy armyblink. some may say kookadoodles is the sexiest. follow kookadoodles for a better timeline.

“kookadoodles? this bitch hot”

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kookadook

A state of mind in which someone is acting crazy and ridiculous.

He wants to stay up and watch every single pokemon episode nonstop! He's kookadook!

kookadook by Fjdel Costro July 15, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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