A rare parrot (similar to a cockatoo) that gives accurate advice on who to sign to record labels. Only the richest rap moguls can afford them.

As the rap mogul gets richer (from the kookaroo's advice...of course), it would be wise for them to invest in more kookaroos. The record of most kookaroos owned is currently 21.

All I need to do is own a kookaroo and I'd be set for life. Too bad it would take me lifetime to afford one!

kookaroo by miniroy June 13, 2011

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kookapoo

Mix of alcoholic drinks and fruit juice to create a wild night

(Reference to floribama shore)

Man did you drink the kookapoo? It’s hitting me

kookapoo by Mixit September 15, 2018

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Kookaboo

A small, young, or otherwise innocent seeming individual who has suffered a severe mental break.

Cop 1: what’s the situation?

Cop 2: we got a kookaboo who’s locked himself inside. He’s afraid to come outside but he’s armed.

Kookaboo by Sarah.no.H August 4, 2018

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kookadoodles

kookadoodles is a very sexy armyblink. some may say kookadoodles is the sexiest. follow kookadoodles for a better timeline.

“kookadoodles? this bitch hot”

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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