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Just like the temperature scale, Kelven is HOT! If you are blessed to call Kelven a friend he will be loyal and caring. Kelven will always help you move and attend a special event in your honor. He is strong in body and mind. He is a class clown that loves to make people smile and laugh. Kelven always shows up, he sacrifices his own time and energy to make sue the people he loves know how much he loves them!

Other traits of Kelven:
Ability to do or act; capability of doing or accomplishing something.
Political or national strength.
Great or marked ability to do or act; strength; might; force.
The possession of control or command over others; authority; ascendancy.
The surrender or destruction of something prized or desirable for the sake of something considered as having a higher or more pressing claim.
Kelven helped me move my sofa today, even though I know he had such a long day at work.
by lalalafa July 10, 2018
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1. The definition of a douche bag, commonly seen walking around with a bird brain and makes all sorts of mistakes and push the blame to others without feeling guilt or remorse.

2. The name for a tiny little hairless dick.

3. Commonly seen in the wild grass, searching for drunk young girls to attack.
Girl: Hey there wanna go to third base?

Boy: Yea sure *unzips pants*

Girl: *looks at dick* oh, sorry, I didn't know that you're a Kelven. Hello, tiny friend.
by dick-tator October 15, 2014
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