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I'm just Kolbin' it this weekend.
Kolb by SmittyJoe May 27, 2008
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Kolb-en-it 

Usually two or more blood related individuals, able to manipulate unsuspecting victims, as well as will full kind-hearted participants into serving up free repeated acts of kindness and generosity. This "one-way-valve" relationship drains the "well" of material as well as time-labor and emotional investment, as many times, and as much in volume, as the victim will tolerate. This parasitic relationship typically ceases to function when the "well runs dry". It has been "KOLBED".
Chris once again filled his void at the expense of a friend. He was "KOLB-EN-IT" Despite the fact that CHRIS already knew where to locate and purchase the AAA batteries to which his bike light required in order for it to operate, he resorted to his M.O. and asked the same old question of his "friend" or "untapped-well" as CHRIS would call him. "Hey there Rob buddy-ol-pal! Your a smart guy, you wouldn't by any chance know who sells batteries for this bike light that you gifted me last week? Remember, it was right after you took me to get new shoes, then you payed for a much needed haircut, and then bought me a 2nd winter coat because I lost the first one that you gave me. Can you spare four AAA's ? I just don't want to be pulled over on the ride home, or even worse, hit by a car and ....Ooooo actually if you don't want me to ask you again tomorrow, I saw that you have Lithium Duracell give me those thank you. You know generic batteries are not going to do the trick", Chris said, as he ate Robs last two pieces of pizza and thoughtlessly kicked over his dog's water bowl enroute to Rob's fridge, After opening the door he's again "KOLB-EN-IT" as he asks for his last two beers. Seems water ,of any quality, is never adequate enough to quinche aKOLB'S thirst .
Kolb-en-it by Factsman12 January 9, 2019
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Milo Kolb 

Milo Kolb is known for Minecraft lets plays on YouTube. He also does ninja warrior in his free time
Milo Kolb taught me how to build an afk fish farm! His tutorials are so great
Milo Kolb by A fan of Milo September 11, 2019

peter kolb 

that was so peter kolb
peter kolb by PPPPPEEEETTEERRR February 4, 2010

Addi Kolb 

Funny, kind good at fortnight, a true friend can make you laugh any time and last pretty and amazing TikToker
Addi Kolb is my amazing Cousin
Addi Kolb by Okbommerhshejj June 1, 2020
Eastern European slang: A person who dances to hardbass music.
Polish and Russian Language: Sausage maker

Rooted from the word "kolbasa", meaning sausage.
Made popular by the song "Bochka Bass Kolbaser" by XS Project.
Look at that gopnik slav kolbaser dancing away!

Bochka, bass, kolbaser alone
Kolbaser belt naked
(Бочка, басс, колбасит соло
Колбасер по пояс голый)
kolbaser by icecoldblizzard October 12, 2017
Sometimes referred to as a god, this man is so sexy and smart that woman can’t even comprehend it
Hot girl 1 “look at Kolbye , he’s so hot”
Hot girl 2 *immediately faints*
Kolbye by TRGangswag October 22, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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