Kolb-en-it
Usually two or more blood related individuals, able to manipulate unsuspecting victims, as well as will full kind-hearted participants into serving up free repeated acts of kindness and generosity. This "one-way-valve" relationship drains the "well" of material as well as time-labor and emotional investment, as many times, and as much in volume, as the victim will tolerate. This parasitic relationship typically ceases to function when the "well runs dry". It has been "KOLBED".
Chris once again filled his void at the expense of a friend. He was "KOLB-EN-IT" Despite the fact that CHRIS already knew where to locate and purchase the AAA batteries to which his bike light required in order for it to operate, he resorted to his M.O. and asked the same old question of his "friend" or "untapped-well" as CHRIS would call him. "Hey there Rob buddy-ol-pal! Your a smart guy, you wouldn't by any chance know who sells batteries for this bike light that you gifted me last week? Remember, it was right after you took me to get new shoes, then you payed for a much needed haircut, and then bought me a 2nd winter coat because I lost the first one that you gave me. Can you spare four AAA's ? I just don't want to be pulled over on the ride home, or even worse, hit by a car and ....Ooooo actually if you don't want me to ask you again tomorrow, I saw that you have Lithium Duracell give me those thank you. You know generic batteries are not going to do the trick", Chris said, as he ate Robs last two pieces of pizza and thoughtlessly kicked over his dog's water bowl enroute to Rob's fridge, After opening the door he's again "KOLB-EN-IT" as he asks for his last two beers. Seems water ,of any quality, is never adequate enough to quinche aKOLB'S thirst .
Kolb-en-it by Factsman12 January 9, 2019
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