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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Kofey. That perfect body. The immaculate size of his penis. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, passing his genes through me, and have us birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to have Kofey get me pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear.
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kofey by assortits September 9, 2022
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Hey it’s Koey

When you see an Asian walk past you
Robo, Sauce, Calder and bitchmac walking

*See’s Asian*
“Hey it’s Koey”
Hey it’s Koey by Big Robo June 23, 2022
Related Words
kofey • korey • Kodey • Kooey • Kobey • Koey • Kofe • koreysexual • Koley • Koleyiii
Someone who you would love and adore because of their amazing personality and what they do.
Person 1: Koey such a great person I just don’t know what to do but adore who she is.

Person 2: Me too..

Person 3: Yeah Koey’s a great person!
Koey by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetus April 8, 2019
Kobey is the most amazing human on this earth and deserves the universe. You should never take him for granted because there is only one Kobey, and if you lose your Kobey you will never find another amazing Kobey like him. He is unique and special and cares for everyone. another reason you shouldn't lose him is because when you go to look for him in the Lost-and-found bin he prolly not gon be there so treat your kobey right or he will run away and he wont be in the bin when you go there to look for him.
Kobey is a beautiful human
Kobey by JimmySusan May 18, 2018

korey cooper 

A hero.
The keyboardist and guitarist in the band skillet.
Beautiful. Life saver. Hero.
Normal human: WHO IS KORER COOPER? She must be a slut!
Me: *hits person with a bat* I think you mean a beautiful hero. Korey Cooper is a beautiful person.
Kodey is a wonderful man. He highly underestimates himself and his abilities. He is the most kind, thoughtful, caring, and loving person. He is naturally good natured. Kodey can become stressed when times are busy but he can still see the light in situations. He is mature, funny, verrry helpful and endlessly giving. Anyone who meets Kodey loves him. If they don't then you know they're an asshole.
Peter, " I donated all of my money to charity yesterday."
Stewie, " Peter, you are such a Kodey!"

Smithers, " I fixed your car doors today."
Mr. Burns, " You are just too Kodey!"
Kodey by Fluffany June 23, 2011
A term of saying hello, originates from cornwall
Boy: Kooey
Girl: Hello :)
Kooey by Afaman1 April 25, 2011
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