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A dumbass that has no poise or manners
Kofe by gamer4life21 October 28, 2016
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Used when typing about Armenian coffee in english
*insert Armenian name here* jan, I made xorovats and kofe for the in-laws
Kofe by Omaewamo_Shindeiru99 November 17, 2017
Related Words
Kofe Kofen Kofertug kofev kofey

Kofertug 

Dude, that bitch just kofertuged me. I almost wanted to strangle her!
Kofertug by Patunkii June 17, 2009
A guy who is attractive and always in his deep thoughts, he loves everyone but thinks everyone hates him, he cares too much and makes a lot of mistakes that he always regret,
Kofen : a guy who is in love with coffee
That guy is a kofen
Kofen by Sheikhwiz November 23, 2021
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Kofey. That perfect body. The immaculate size of his penis. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, passing his genes through me, and have us birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to have Kofey get me pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear.
kofey
kofey by assortits September 9, 2022
kofev is a very interesting word, It doesn't start with a capital in any case. It's a noun, a verb, and an adjective. It's another name for a plate, describes people when there hungry and is a verb to eat. ( kofeving, kofeved)
Logan is very kofev.
Get a kovef not a bowl!
I am kofeving. I already konfeved!
kofev by robust1onion December 5, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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