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Sonny Kofax

Much like the Houdini, The Sunny Kofax is accomplished while performing the act of coitus (doggy style) with a sexual counterpart, and feigning sexual climax, waiting for the partner to turn around, and shouting "FASTBALL!" and throwing the ejaculate mess into their face. Achieving maximum satisfaction for the Kofaxer.
Wendy: Kevin, what's wrong with your eye?
Kevin: My boyfriend gave me sonny kofax last night and it got infected.

Henry: Maya, how come you're walking so funny today?
Maya: I'm not sure, but i sure did get a mean sonny kofax this morning.
Sonny Kofax by CP69 May 26, 2009
Related Words

Koufaxing 

When a jew avoids an important obligation on Saturday because it is the sabbath. He or she is "Pulling a Koufax".

-Making reference to the great Jewish baseball pitcher Sandy Koufax who had to miss a world series game because it was a high holy day, and put his team in jeopardy of losing.
David: I can not play golf this saturday.

Larry: Why can't you play golf on saturday?

David: Its the sabbath, the most important day of the week for us jews.

Larry: So you are Koufaxing me?

David: I have to respect the sabbath!

Larry: Koufaxer...
Koufaxing by CG_Koufax July 25, 2011

sandy koufax 

Greatest lefty pitcher of all time, played for LA Dodgers in 1960's. career ERA is lower than Snoop Dogg's sperm count.
"Sandy Koufax is the greatest lefty of all time. And he's an honorary member of the Jew-Unit, with Shawn Green and Brad Ausmus!"
sandy koufax by E-Man December 19, 2003

koufaxing 

When a very good or best player on a team doesn't participate in a game due to restrictions put on him by Judaism.

first heard on Season 8 Episode 3 "Palestinian Chicken" Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Examples: Yom Kippur, Shabbat, etc

Also: see "kreiting"
Josh Hamilton: Are you seriously not playing tomorrow?
Ian Kinsler: Can't, I'm koufaxing it because of the high holiday.

Tyreke Evans: Your kofuaxing it tomorrow for Shabbat?
Omri Cassri: Yep, Friday Night...cant play. Unless you convince my rabbi to let me.
Tyreke Evans: Nah, youre not that good.
koufaxing by *Xpac Taunt* July 25, 2011

sandy koufax 

as a male is about to climax during rear entry doggy style, he pulls out, cums in his left hand, and says (in a sports announcer like voice) "now pitching, Sandy Koufax." as the female (if you're straight; this move doesn't discriminate against homosexuals - after all it is 2008) turns to see what is going on, to her surprise a face full of cum is thrown in her face

*there is a lot more credibility in this move if you are Jewish. Sandy Koufax was a Hall of Fame pitcher. yes, he was left handed and he was Jewish.

this is very similar to the spiderman only with a different delivery. it also resembles the plethora of other ones that start from behind and end with a surprised receiver with cum in their face. the right handed version of this move is called the Tom Seaver, who was also a Hall of Fame baseball pitcher.

however, unlike the other moves that end with cum in someone's face, this one is not demeaning and, with the right sense of humor (on the account of both parties) it can be a laugh for everyone involved. okay, maybe it is a little demeaning.
"I pitched a great game in the sack last night, but I had to call in Sandy Koufax to close it out."
sandy koufax by TDNino April 19, 2008
Kofa's original meaning used to be a word to describe staw baskets, but it became a ,Rio,Patras,Achaia,Greece slang for something that is useless, It also is the the name of an INFAMOUS upcoming rapper KOFAS
to mhxanaki einai kofa, den paei tsigaro
o alvanos htane kofa
KOFA by Kofas January 18, 2019