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Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid 

A yuri/reverse isekai anime that follows the story of Miss Kobayashi and her personal maid Tohru (who also happens to be a dragon) then later Kanna Kamui, the cutest anime character ever.
Can you recommend any good anime?
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

Kobayashi Maru 

A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."
Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.

kobayashi 

the top in a field; an ultimate champion; refers to the competitive hot dog eating champion from Japan
Tiger Woods is the Kobayashi of golf.
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts
kobayashi by DJ MethFace August 5, 2006

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) 

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.
David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

Kobayashi Takeru 

The record holder for Nathan's Famous frankfurter eating contest. Annually held on July 4th at Coney Island, New York.
Krazy Motha Fuccka who ate 50 & 1/2 hotdogs in 12 minutes DOUBLING the previous record of 25 dogs by Kazutoyo Arai
Kobayashi Takeru by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003
1. (in Serbian). Really big penis.
2. Sousage
He show his KOBAJA to her.
kobaja by Charuga33 August 14, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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