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Koebi is an ugly dick ( as well as having an ugly dick😊) when u meet him he will make u freeze on the spot out of horror he thinks he's really cool but in reality he will stab u in the back and forget about u #drugs #shrivilleddick #shrivillednips #minimumwageamteurpornstar #virgin #badprostitute #gaystripper
Oh dear koebi the shrivelled dick guy who can't get a girl to save his life....
koebi by Mrspunkyseduction January 2, 2018
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The belief that one person can inspire a generation to work endlessly, dream without boundaries and never give up.
Dj is showing Kobeism on the court.
Kobeism by recklesswrld January 27, 2020
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A card game designed in California with origins tracing back to Central and South America. The goal is to get the lowest cumulative score within a certain number of rounds. Players use memory, speed and strategy while viewing, swapping and matching one another's cards.

A game generally takes ~30 minutes and can be played with 2-6+ players. In replacement of a turn, if a player believes he or she has the lowest score, they say "KOMBIO!"
"He'll definitely call KOMBIO now!"

"Grab KOMBIO, it's in my glove compartment"

"They were playing KOMBIO at the hostel"
KOMBIO by YangGang June 29, 2020
The one you love for life. No matter what happens this person will be here for you and you will be there for them.
I love you Nikki, my sweet Koibito
Koibito by Phoenix Quil July 22, 2015

koenigsegg ccr 

the world's fastest production car. although i am a diehard ferrari fan, this car makes me shiver.
"those swedes know how to make one fine car"
koenigsegg ccr by ados September 13, 2005

Ezra Koenig 

The Lead Singer of the band Vampire Weekend.
He is very attractive and i love his voice.
Personally, i think he's brilliant.
Oh, don't label that band. You just can't.
no one can agree.
Ezra Koenig is an amzingly stunning MAN
Ezra Koenig by Melodyintheuk March 29, 2008

johnny klebitz 

A badass biker with a heart of gold.
''Johnny Klebitz is so awesome''
''I know right, he just rocks''