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The act of the very special Kat O’Brien sobbing over just about anything.
omg i watched the one direction movie today and i immediately started kobbing!
kobbing by yeehawdoods November 1, 2018
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Dick knobbing 

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.
Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"
Dick knobbing by MisterFellow August 26, 2010

Snot Knobbing 

A deviant sexual act involving the use of sinus mucus. Specifically, an individual will blow snot (mucas) from their nose on to the penis, vagina and/or anus and then masturbate, fellate or penetrate the subject using the nasal mucas as lubrication to bring the subject to climax.
Upon getting approval from his spouse to engage in Snot Knobbing...the sexual partner emptied her nasal passages (mucas) on to his genitals and proceeded to fellate him to ejaculation.
Snot Knobbing by Jocko Love November 8, 2013

Shift-Knobbing

Must be performed in a vehicle with a manual transmission. With the proliferation of automatics, shift-knobbing is a dying art and talent.

Shift-knobbing is when you are driving and your passenger partner (M or F) provides you with sloppy, wet road head all while they simultaneously operate the shift knob for you changing the gears with precision accuracy. Thus freeing both your hands to control the car or use one hand to drive and the other to return a little sexual gratification to your partner in one of their reachable erogenous zones.
Rachel and I hit the back roads to head to the beach. The drive when by smoothly as she was shift-knobbing with pinpoint accuracy. The bumpy back road route caused a few throat plunges and gasps for air.
Shift-Knobbing by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018

Hot Knobbing 

An upward motion with the hands that some DJ's make as if the knobs on their mixer are hot to the touch.
We thought the DJ was awesome until he started hot knobbing and ruined the vibe.
She thinks hot knobbing makes her a cool DJ but it just looks ridiculous.
When a pro DJ is hot knobbing you may not even notice it but when a newbie is hot knobbing he is probably not even actually changing anything.
Hot Knobbing by anonymous March 12, 2021

Knobbing 

Verb
To shag a girl
The act of shagging a girl
Said as what a boy does to a girl with his penis to her punani
Past tense - knobbed
Male: "I'd give her a good knobbing"
Female: "The knobbing he gave sent shivers up my spine"

"I knobbed her good"
Knobbing by bridgenie September 8, 2005

carrot knobbing 

Messing around for no apparent reason.
I was trying to do some work, then my friend burst into my room and we were carrot knobbing all night.
carrot knobbing by DannyBoiStreams September 13, 2018
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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