Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.
by americangirl February 9, 2013
Get the Kolenda mug.One of the realest slags that knows how to treat a twat well. From unlawful activity in the streets to sucking on box, this mfer knows how to keep it real.
His job isn’t all that simple though he risks his life and reputation each time he enters the streets. You must be armed with disrespect if you are gonna take a Kocanda on.
His job isn’t all that simple though he risks his life and reputation each time he enters the streets. You must be armed with disrespect if you are gonna take a Kocanda on.
Did you hear what that kocanda did? I heard he sucked on a twat that hard that it went blue. Mfers thought it was blue waffle bruh
by Jonesunk November 15, 2021
Get the kocanda mug.“Just watch yourself” is the famous words of a kocanda before he desecrates that twat. Known for hit and runs especially ejaculate and evacuate. Power move is to pull out his doodle and swing it around like it’s a cheerleader Pom Pom. Also fumbles his set in other peoples showers and leaves his load on their floor.
Oly boi uncle did you see that kocanda with his doodle out swinging it around like it’s a helicopter damnn!
by Jonesunk November 18, 2021
Get the KOCANDA mug."Hey man that kids last name is Korenda so he has to be cool!"
"Yeah it's a fact if your last name is Korenda you're cool."
"Yeah it's a fact if your last name is Korenda you're cool."
by nails_for_snails June 16, 2009
Get the Korenda mug.Some times when you take a shit and you can't clean it all up so you have to take a shower, A kolenda is the feeling that you get inside when this actions occurs.
by Taylor Jacobs-muffin November 26, 2007
Get the kolenda mug.Awesome city with beautiful girl and and bed boys. It's known after all since the first half of 2008 drink and smoke. It's in Slovenia
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