knutson
knutson by KnutsonTorkel June 25, 2017
knutson
male placing hand down pants conjuring ball sweat onto finger tips, then giving an unsuspecting victim a wet-willy-like surprise
knutson by Cecil Jones February 11, 2010
Related Words
knutson • Pulling a Knutson • knudson • Knudson Mule • knuttson • knutzon • Bailey Knudson • Grant Knutsen • Samuel Knutton • knut long
Pulling a Knutson
To Pull a Knutson you must hang out and do stuff to a women for more than an hour's time, but in return your woman does nothing to you, causing SEVERE "Blue Balls" and going home later that night to angrily masterbate with the lights off, your dog, and a jar of peanut butter.
Dear Christ, Nova gave me such blue balls that I ended up pulling a Knutson. My dog, Chex, was not to pleased.
Pulling a Knutson by Chaseaferd September 12, 2010
Samuel Knutton
Verb
1. To pull a Samuel Knutton is to theoretically cause all women within a 100-yard radius to instantly orgasm.
Noun
1. The sexiest man alive
2. A person with the nicest most dripping wet legs in the universe, they make you want to go all doggo and hump that shit and impregnate his legs. (I let my girlfriend write this one)
1. To pull a Samuel Knutton is to theoretically cause all women within a 100-yard radius to instantly orgasm.
Noun
1. The sexiest man alive
2. A person with the nicest most dripping wet legs in the universe, they make you want to go all doggo and hump that shit and impregnate his legs. (I let my girlfriend write this one)
Verb
1. Holy crap! Did you see Gavin just pull a Samuel Knutton!
Noun
1. That guy is such a Samuel Knutton
2. I don't even want to make an example for this one.
1. Holy crap! Did you see Gavin just pull a Samuel Knutton!
Noun
1. That guy is such a Samuel Knutton
2. I don't even want to make an example for this one.
Samuel Knutton by KellKvothe January 29, 2019
knudson
knudson by polishedgemajewel April 2, 2010
Knudson Mule
When you blow your load while getting head on a riding lawnmower, Then you donkey kick her in the back of the head while she's getting off the mower.
Dude Amy hasn't been at work lately do you know where she is? Ya I heard she's been in the hospital with a concussion after John gave her that Knudson Mule on Sunday.
Knudson Mule by Baby Buttons October 25, 2015
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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