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knotmick
knotmick is a creature often mistaken for the phantom. Having qualities akin to a Jedi Master, they are known to have given birth to many legends of cb radio. The sockboy is the natural prey of the knotmick. A Late Night Lenny will cringe and hide in a corner whenever they encounter a knotmick. A smegma will spend countless hours trying to repel a knotmick, only to fail dismally, in a similar vein to their university efforts.
You are part of the rich tapestry that makes up a knotmick
knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!
knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!
knotmick by Kung Of The Duckheads April 25, 2019
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knot-so-fresh
Dude, you okay? You were in there a long time.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.
knot-so-fresh by sciflyer.25 September 4, 2014
douche knot
Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.
douche knot by Human Form July 18, 2016
tie the knot
1) to get married; to marry a mate
2) (for a cleric or other authorized person) to unite a couple in marriage
2) (for a cleric or other authorized person) to unite a couple in marriage
tie the knot by nikonikonii April 2, 2017
Twat Knot
Twat Knot by SweetPete SweetPete September 16, 2017
Knoch
A school mixed with emos, smart kids, jocks, and vape gods. Mainly known for our teachers going on strike because they don’t think they get paid enough. Also we are known for OUR VOLLEYBALL TEAM WINNING STATES IN 2017!! WOO 24-0!! Our student section was ranked 11th out of the WPIAL season. WOO. Knoch is a crazy fun and cheap school, but we sure know how to have a lit time.
Knoch by ~~~~vshhhhhhhhhh November 27, 2017
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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