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A knoth is someone who always knows the answer to everything and can communicate well with everyone. To be a knoth means to excel at all things and be fabulous
As President I appointed Jaime who is a total knoth to communicate my ideas to world
knoth by VPLyfe April 17, 2014
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knotmick 

knotmick is a creature often mistaken for the phantom. Having qualities akin to a Jedi Master, they are known to have given birth to many legends of cb radio. The sockboy is the natural prey of the knotmick. A Late Night Lenny will cringe and hide in a corner whenever they encounter a knotmick. A smegma will spend countless hours trying to repel a knotmick, only to fail dismally, in a similar vein to their university efforts.
You are part of the rich tapestry that makes up a knotmick

knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!

knot-so-fresh 

That fucking filthy after-shit feeling that just will not go away without baby wipes.
Dude, you okay? You were in there a long time.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.
knot-so-fresh by sciflyer.25 September 4, 2014

douche knot 

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.
Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot
douche knot by Human Form July 18, 2016

tie the knot 

1) to get married; to marry a mate
2) (for a cleric or other authorized person) to unite a couple in marriage
1) They finally tied the knot.
2) It was hard to find somebody to tie the knot at that hour.
tie the knot by nikonikonii April 2, 2017

Twat Knot 

A Man bun (hair cinched up on top of the head, rolled into a very small ball).
The barrista hipster young dude at Starbuck$$ had a twat knot on his head.
Twat Knot by SweetPete SweetPete September 16, 2017
A school mixed with emos, smart kids, jocks, and vape gods. Mainly known for our teachers going on strike because they don’t think they get paid enough. Also we are known for OUR VOLLEYBALL TEAM WINNING STATES IN 2017!! WOO 24-0!! Our student section was ranked 11th out of the WPIAL season. WOO. Knoch is a crazy fun and cheap school, but we sure know how to have a lit time.
Dude I wish I went to Knoch. It seems so much fun!
Knoch by ~~~~vshhhhhhhhhh November 27, 2017
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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