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knotmick 

knotmick is a creature often mistaken for the phantom. Having qualities akin to a Jedi Master, they are known to have given birth to many legends of cb radio. The sockboy is the natural prey of the knotmick. A Late Night Lenny will cringe and hide in a corner whenever they encounter a knotmick. A smegma will spend countless hours trying to repel a knotmick, only to fail dismally, in a similar vein to their university efforts.
You are part of the rich tapestry that makes up a knotmick

knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!

knot-so-fresh 

That fucking filthy after-shit feeling that just will not go away without baby wipes.
Dude, you okay? You were in there a long time.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.
knot-so-fresh by sciflyer.25 September 4, 2014

douche knot 

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.
Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot
douche knot by Human Form July 18, 2016

tie the knot 

1) to get married; to marry a mate
2) (for a cleric or other authorized person) to unite a couple in marriage
1) They finally tied the knot.
2) It was hard to find somebody to tie the knot at that hour.
tie the knot by nikonikonii April 2, 2017

Twat Knot 

A Man bun (hair cinched up on top of the head, rolled into a very small ball).
The barrista hipster young dude at Starbuck$$ had a twat knot on his head.
Twat Knot by SweetPete SweetPete September 16, 2017
A school mixed with emos, smart kids, jocks, and vape gods. Mainly known for our teachers going on strike because they don’t think they get paid enough. Also we are known for OUR VOLLEYBALL TEAM WINNING STATES IN 2017!! WOO 24-0!! Our student section was ranked 11th out of the WPIAL season. WOO. Knoch is a crazy fun and cheap school, but we sure know how to have a lit time.
Dude I wish I went to Knoch. It seems so much fun!
Knoch by ~~~~vshhhhhhhhhh November 27, 2017