Knoch 

A school mixed with emos, smart kids, jocks, and vape gods. Mainly known for our teachers going on strike because they don’t think they get paid enough. Also we are known for OUR VOLLEYBALL TEAM WINNING STATES IN 2017!! WOO 24-0!! Our student section was ranked 11th out of the WPIAL season. WOO. Knoch is a crazy fun and cheap school, but we sure know how to have a lit time.

Dude I wish I went to Knoch. It seems so much fun!

Knoch by ~~~~vshhhhhhhhhh November 27, 2017

Knoch 

2018-2019

School filled with athletes, smart kids, back stabbing thots, vape lords, and epic gamers. Still mostly known for our strikes and okayish sports. Everyone has a VSCO and everyone secretly hates each other. Nobody ever pays attention during class and plays Imessage games. Everything on the Chromebooks are blocked because they suck ass. Every cute relationship ends very suddenly. Our sports are going to go down very suddenly once the seniors and juniors leave. lol.

homie, i wish i went to knoch even though the school gets worse and worse every year

Knoch by ~~~~vshhhhhhhhhh November 20, 2018

Knoch 

In the United States, a fececious moniker given to obvious foreigners. Originating in a small town in Idaho back in 2005, the term is derived from its original context, which in discussion would lead to an individual knocking on a hard surface twice and immediately saying, foreign. The large volume of Bosnian and Mexican immigrants in the state eventually led to a lot of knocking, thus leading the participants to shorten it to knoch.

That new janitor that Jim hired is most definitely a knoch. Probably an effin' Bosnian.

Knoch by WJCIII December 7, 2007

Knoch 

Knoch is literally the most smortest person to inhabit the earth.

He is most know for his freakishly good style, his knowledge of world history and beeing the schools most decorated Communist

Also he smells very nice

Person 1: Have you heard of Alex
Person 2: Who's Alex
Person 1: The one with the meme man addiction
Person: ah ya mean Knoch

Person 1: Who made this delicious meal
Person 2: It was the Chefknoch

Knoch by BubuBoy111 November 21, 2021

Knoch High School

the stupidest, most crackhead school to exist. the school is ridiculously small and EVERYONE knows EVERYONES drama- and it’s SO annoying. people at knoch don’t know what privacy or “minding their own business”’is. everyone there hates one another, whether they want to admit it or not. bomb threats, gun threats, juuling, smoking weed, you name it, knoch has it! annoying hoes and thots who stab you in the back? GOT EM’!! weird gamer boys who masturbate next to people? GOT EM’!! sad emos who get bullied for no reason? GOT EM’!! the list goes on and on.

hey, have you heard of Knoch High School? it’s pretty wack!

did you hear that alexis gave tommy a blowjob in the Knoch High School bathroom?

oh my god, did you hear about how amy caught jessica vaping in the bathroom- and told on her- and she’s kicked off of the cheer team- and now amy is cheer captain of Knoch High School!

Knoch High School by thatlesbianthateveryonehates December 17, 2019

Gobble knocker 

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.

Gobble knocker by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017

Koch-head 

Koch-head is a slang term for a politician who is hopelessly addicted to the toxic drug called kochaine. Kochaine is highly addictive and is ruining lives at this very moment. Koch-heads are volatile, erratic and highly dangerous when under the influence. Never make an attempt to reason with or apprehend a koch-head, simply call 911 and you will be helped by a local, unionized, law enforcement expert.

That crazy Scott Walker...what a koch-head!

Koch-head by Mayadidas March 28, 2011