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v.
1. To fool or trick another person or animal in a manner that is comical to others.
2. To unknowingly commit a mistake or blunder.

adj. (knothe-like)
1. Describes some form of chicanery that is reminiscent of the legendary P. Knothe

n. (knother)
1. a person or animal that is known for fooling or tricking others through some form of deceptive action.
v.
1. Jeremy likes to knothe his friends incessantly, as if everyday were April Fool's Day.
2. Rob realized he had knothed himself when he noticed that he didn't have his wallet with him at the bar.

adj. (knothe-like)
1. Patrick's actions at the bar proved very knothe-like as he tricked the young coeds into returning to his apartment for a night of debauchery.
Jeremy's frequent knothe-like antics as a postal worker caused his supervisor to bring him up for review.

n. (knother)
1. Troy, the ultimate knother that he is, used the hidden-ball trick to win the dodgeball championship game for his team.
knothe by rs January 19, 2005
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koothead 

an insult similar to peebrain
usually preceded by dummy and idot
abbeighyie: you fool. you clown. you idot.
kulsoom: okay peebrain
abby: okay koothead
koothead by hiraffe January 28, 2021

u mad hoe knotless

A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾
Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"

Me: "$80 hair provided"

Girl: "i got 30."

Me: 30 what

Girl: "$, knotless."

Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."

Girl: "well i want knotless."

Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."

Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."

Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"

Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."

Me: "uh okay."

Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.

Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."

Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"
Being fully penetrated by a canine penis, including the bulbous 'knot' near the base, causing the two creatures to be locked together until the male is able to withdraw.
Max's Rottweiler had knotted the bitch, so they waited a few minutes to separate the two.
Knotted by PoopsThatsATypo March 21, 2021

knobhead 

Used to refer to or insult a foolish person.

See also: dickhead
"He's such a knobhead."

"You absolute knobhead."
knobhead by Kelly December 22, 2004

uncle knobhead 

that 1 distant uncle who you only see at big family gatherings who nobody particularly likes and who proceeds to annoy everyone.
"oh jesus here comes uncle knobhead, let's ignore him"
uncle knobhead by GF September 19, 2005
A lifestyle pertaining to living fast and easy, while staying cool and collected at the same time. Knoteef is used mainly as an adjective to describe an action or event that was or will be the equivalent to a great night. The origins of knoteef are unknown, but speculation links it to southern Louisiana.
Man this party has been so knoteef.
Are you kidding me? this entire night has been knoteef!
knoteef by The State Street Survivor September 18, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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