knorf

Bag holder who is laughed at for holding $FRONK but then ends up making millions of dollars despite the Status Quo.

That guy Knorf'd in at the bottom and rode the chart up 1000x and still only sold 15% of their holdings.

by Tolynakamoyo February 8, 2024

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

mark knopfler

The main man behind the greatest band ever 'Dire Straits'. Arguably one the greatest guitarists ever.

That Mark Knopfler is a fuckin God.

by mairs June 1, 2006

knoife

1. An extremely large knife.
2. A popular catch phrase.

1. That's not a knife, now THAT's a knoife.
2. like, KNOIFE!!!

by STOPUSINGALLTHEGOODNAMESYOUPOSERS April 23, 2008

knobface

An insult used to descirbe someone who is being a complete chump, but still remains slightly amusing.

Look at John, he is being a knobface.
Yes a complete knobface.

by Jellybaby June 11, 2007

Knorrig

A very adorable plush pig from IKEA. This pig looks just like Wilbur from Charlotte’s web.

My sister loves her knorrig so much!

by Klhooper213 July 3, 2019

knoif

also known as knife, but pronounced the way Crocodile Dundee would say it.

"You call that a knoif? That's no knoif... (pulls huge knife out of pants) THIS is a knoif!"

by houuuuuuuuuse February 25, 2008