1. Someone who is totally beast (noun).
2. A person who powns noobs (noun).
3. a monster that lives in the ceiling (noun).
1. "Dude Bob is such a knauf."
2. "Robert is a total knauf at football."
3. "Dude theres a knauf in the Art Classrooms ceiling."
by knauf September 25, 2010
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1. A person who thinks they are better than they really are (noun).2. A fool who fails miserably (noun).3. An old man wearing leather who fails (noun).
1. "Dude Bob is such a knauf with baseball."
2. "Jake is such a knauf at life."
3. "dude there's a knauf running around yelling."
by Antiknauf September 23, 2010
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-noun (jack-in-auf)
The name of a white child who is born by a child of the 'Knauf' family and some white girl. This kid will be the Jesus of all kids in his age group, and largely known through the United States and Canada. Also known as, masturbating like a jack hammer onto your girlfriend.
Chuck Norris - Dude, do you see that kid?
Britney Spears - Who, Jack Knauf?
Billy Mays - Yeah, he's awesome.
Britney Spears - I know.
by bfont May 12, 2009
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