1. Someone who is totally beast (noun).
2. A person who powns noobs (noun).
3. a monster that lives in the ceiling (noun).
2. A person who powns noobs (noun).
3. a monster that lives in the ceiling (noun).
1. "Dude Bob is such a knauf."
2. "Robert is a total knauf at football."
3. "Dude theres a knauf in the Art Classrooms ceiling."
2. "Robert is a total knauf at football."
3. "Dude theres a knauf in the Art Classrooms ceiling."
by knauf September 26, 2010
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1. A person who thinks they are better than they really are (noun).2. A fool who fails miserably (noun).3. An old man wearing leather who fails (noun).
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1. A person who thinks they are better than they really are (noun).2. A fool who fails miserably (noun).3. An old man wearing leather who fails (noun).
1. "Dude Bob is such a knauf with baseball."
2. "Jake is such a knauf at life."
3. "dude there's a knauf running around yelling."
2. "Jake is such a knauf at life."
3. "dude there's a knauf running around yelling."
by Antiknauf September 24, 2010
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The name of a white child who is born by a child of the 'Knauf' family and some white girl. This kid will be the Jesus of all kids in his age group, and largely known through the United States and Canada. Also known as, masturbating like a jack hammer onto your girlfriend.
The name of a white child who is born by a child of the 'Knauf' family and some white girl. This kid will be the Jesus of all kids in his age group, and largely known through the United States and Canada. Also known as, masturbating like a jack hammer onto your girlfriend.
Chuck Norris - Dude, do you see that kid?
Britney Spears - Who, Jack Knauf?
Billy Mays - Yeah, he's awesome.
Britney Spears - I know.
Britney Spears - Who, Jack Knauf?
Billy Mays - Yeah, he's awesome.
Britney Spears - I know.
by bfont May 11, 2009
Get the Jack Knauf mug.Nic Kaufmann is a tiktoker but also known as the cutest little thing ever. He is hot, cute and funny. His eye catching tiktoks are ADDICTING !!!!!!! We totally stan an indian german guy :
noob 1: Who's that hot ass guy on tiktok that makes girls (and maybe guys too) crazy?
noob 2: Oh... Its probably Nic Kaufmann.
noob 2: Oh... Its probably Nic Kaufmann.
by shrasian, shrek yet asian March 8, 2020
Get the Nic Kaufmann mug.When one's intention by telling a joke or doing something funny, is to make oneself laugh instead of others.
Bob: Hey didn't I go to highschool with you?
Steve: Hell, yea. I used to let you touch my penis in gym.
Bob: Wait, what?
Melany: That isn't the same Steve, and that isn't funny
Steve: It was to me. I have Andy Kaufman Syndrome
Steve: Hell, yea. I used to let you touch my penis in gym.
Bob: Wait, what?
Melany: That isn't the same Steve, and that isn't funny
Steve: It was to me. I have Andy Kaufman Syndrome
by Hellste Stern Von Allen June 5, 2010
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This is a term used in frantic excitement, a high quaility version of the term LMFAO. There is nothing higher than this term when it comes to online laughing.
Your key strokes are always one key left because you're having an orgasm of laughter. This is how KNAFI is born.
You'll know you said something that's funny when someone uses this term.
Also this is a very common lebaneses cheese pastry.
1 lb phyllo dough
1/2 lb butter, melted
2 lbs ricotta cheese
1/2 cup pine nuts
3 cups sugar
1 teaspoon lemon juice (fresh).
This is a term used in frantic excitement, a high quaility version of the term LMFAO. There is nothing higher than this term when it comes to online laughing.
Your key strokes are always one key left because you're having an orgasm of laughter. This is how KNAFI is born.
You'll know you said something that's funny when someone uses this term.
Also this is a very common lebaneses cheese pastry.
1 lb phyllo dough
1/2 lb butter, melted
2 lbs ricotta cheese
1/2 cup pine nuts
3 cups sugar
1 teaspoon lemon juice (fresh).
Destin: like the stay puff marshmellow man
Philip: knafi!
Philip: lmfao*
"The kids are getting off at three, maybe I'll make a knafi desert."
Philip: knafi!
Philip: lmfao*
"The kids are getting off at three, maybe I'll make a knafi desert."
by Hmmsphil December 24, 2008
Get the Knafi mug.when a person, usually female, is momentarily or otherwise permanently infatuated with and or occupied by a member of the Kaufman family (Arizona chapter). The female is not sure why she is so infatuated with a Kaufman but is and cannot get over her feelings. the virus is very contagious when contact occurs with the original source.
girl1: OMG i have such a case of the Kaufman's!
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.
girl2: i don't event know what you see in him.
girl1: i don't know he's just so charming i keep going back.
by CaptainKaufman August 19, 2012
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